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Author Topic: Blue Nose Conundrum  (Read 18193 times)

Offline VillaBobby

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2012, 12:19:28 AM »
Go and have a good night out with your mate no matter what.
It's only football, surely your friendship is deeper than the puerile bollocks most of the posters on here seem to think it is?
Honestly, could none of you really put petty prejudices away and go and watch a match at Blues with a good mate?



Once again a pious self righteous response to being a football fan. Without rivalry and banter football in Birmingham is dead.

If that offends you, then I am happy to see you offended.

Go and ask the knuckle daggers to hold your hand at the next derby and let us know how you get on.

On the one hand banter is fine, but on the other all Blues supporters are knuckle-dragging animals who will attack every Villa supporter at will and disagreeing with you is 'pious.' Something doesn't quite comprehend there.

Go and have a good night out with your mate no matter what.
It's only football, surely your friendship is deeper than the puerile bollocks most of the posters on here seem to think it is?
Honestly, could none of you really put petty prejudices away and go and watch a match at Blues with a good mate?



Once again a pious self righteous response to being a football fan. Without rivalry and banter football in Birmingham is dead.

If that offends you, then I am happy to see you offended.

Go and ask the knuckle daggers to hold your hand at the next derby and let us know how you get on.

On the one hand banter is fine, but on the other all Blues supporters are knuckle-dragging animals who will attack every Villa supporter at will and disagreeing with you is 'pious.' Something doesn't quite comprehend there.


Banter is a rhetoric and a vitriolic manner that remains verbal.

Going to St Andrews has never been such an experience. Enlighten me to a differing experience as you are a man of a few years and will undoubtedly have witnessed the politeness of the knuckle dragging animals that club spawns?


Offline danlanza

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2012, 12:23:39 AM »
So, as of today per an unexpected phone call, I've been faced with a tough decision.

My closest friend is a Blue Nose, and we have gradually developed a tradition where for Birthdays/Christmas etc. We take the other one to a game, so I take him down the Villa a couple of times a year and he takes me to the Sty. So for Christmas this year I took him to the Everton game at Villa Park, and for my Birthday he took me to Blues - Millwall (great choice, almost got into some trouble).

Anyways, he calls me today to inform me that he has been left with a spare ticket for the play-off second leg against Blackpool this wednesday, and wants to take me along.

Do I take this ticket? I have untill I have tonight to decide. On one hand, I might get the chance to be amongst 30,000 depressed 'Noses, but on the other I might have to bear the agony of them winning.


What do I do?
Do not take the ticket mate. Don't lower yourself to their level.StuJ has already posted how those dirty twats pick on kids and their parents. Fuck the shite into oblivion!!

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2012, 12:23:54 AM »
Go and have a good night out with your mate no matter what.
It's only football, surely your friendship is deeper than the puerile bollocks most of the posters on here seem to think it is?
Honestly, could none of you really put petty prejudices away and go and watch a match at Blues with a good mate?



Once again a pious self righteous response to being a football fan. Without rivalry and banter football in Birmingham is dead.

If that offends you, then I am happy to see you offended.

Go and ask the knuckle daggers to hold your hand at the next derby and let us know how you get on.

On the one hand banter is fine, but on the other all Blues supporters are knuckle-dragging animals who will attack every Villa supporter at will and disagreeing with you is 'pious.' Something doesn't quite comprehend there.

Go and have a good night out with your mate no matter what.
It's only football, surely your friendship is deeper than the puerile bollocks most of the posters on here seem to think it is?
Honestly, could none of you really put petty prejudices away and go and watch a match at Blues with a good mate?



Once again a pious self righteous response to being a football fan. Without rivalry and banter football in Birmingham is dead.

If that offends you, then I am happy to see you offended.

Go and ask the knuckle daggers to hold your hand at the next derby and let us know how you get on.

On the one hand banter is fine, but on the other all Blues supporters are knuckle-dragging animals who will attack every Villa supporter at will and disagreeing with you is 'pious.' Something doesn't quite comprehend there.


Banter is a rhetoric and a vitriolic manner that remains verbal.

Going to St Andrews has never been such an experience. Enlighten me to a differing experience as you are a man of a few years and will undoubtedly have witnessed the politeness of the knuckle dragging animals that club spawns?



I've known, and know, a good few Blues supporters, none of whom would dream of attacking anyone - much like the vast majority of football supporters. I appreciate that they have a higher than normal percentage of antisocial elements among their support but to say they are all the same is to draw the same conclusions as non-football people used to think about us all. If one of your family was taken seriously ill and a Blues-supporting doctor was on hand, what would your reaction be - that they were going to be attacked, or that their life would be saved?

Offline danlanza

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2012, 12:31:09 AM »
Go and have a good night out with your mate no matter what.
It's only football, surely your friendship is deeper than the puerile bollocks most of the posters on here seem to think it is?
Honestly, could none of you really put petty prejudices away and go and watch a match at Blues with a good mate?
Would you seriously take your kids to a Nose game?? Fuckin arseholes when you get outside the ground,it's like going back 20 fuckin years going to that shite hole. Get fuckin real!



Once again a pious self righteous response to being a football fan. Without rivalry and banter football in Birmingham is dead.

If that offends you, then I am happy to see you offended.

Go and ask the knuckle daggers to hold your hand at the next derby and let us know how you get on.

On the one hand banter is fine, but on the other all Blues supporters are knuckle-dragging animals who will attack every Villa supporter at will and disagreeing with you is 'pious.' Something doesn't quite comprehend there.

Go and have a good night out with your mate no matter what.
It's only football, surely your friendship is deeper than the puerile bollocks most of the posters on here seem to think it is?
Honestly, could none of you really put petty prejudices away and go and watch a match at Blues with a good mate?



Once again a pious self righteous response to being a football fan. Without rivalry and banter football in Birmingham is dead.

If that offends you, then I am happy to see you offended.

Go and ask the knuckle daggers to hold your hand at the next derby and let us know how you get on.

On the one hand banter is fine, but on the other all Blues supporters are knuckle-dragging animals who will attack every Villa supporter at will and disagreeing with you is 'pious.' Something doesn't quite comprehend there.


Banter is a rhetoric and a vitriolic manner that remains verbal.

Going to St Andrews has never been such an experience. Enlighten me to a differing experience as you are a man of a few years and will undoubtedly have witnessed the politeness of the knuckle dragging animals that club spawns?



I've known, and know, a good few Blues supporters, none of whom would dream of attacking anyone - much like the vast majority of football supporters. I appreciate that they have a higher than normal percentage of antisocial elements among their support but to say they are all the same is to draw the same conclusions as non-football people used to think about us all. If one of your family was taken seriously ill and a Blues-supporting doctor was on hand, what would your reaction be - that they were going to be attacked, or that their life would be saved?

Offline danlanza

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2012, 12:34:17 AM »
In my view .....There is no bloody conundrum!!!! Fucking conundrum-sorry,just do not get it.

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2012, 12:34:41 AM »
One of my most trusted colleagues is a nose, and in 5 years has taken a lot of banter from me, and never given back a bean, but for a wry smile the day we got eck and I said it can't be that bad can it.

She has done more for me work wise than anyone, ever to help, and been a great friend. If you want to go to support your mate just go. The vast majority are normal folk.

Offline Dave Cooper please

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2012, 12:37:56 AM »
Saying that you could not go to St. Andrews to watch a match with a Blues supporting mate tells me all I need to know really. Why not? I know the answer but for the audience, why not?

Offline danlanza

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2012, 12:46:07 AM »
Saying that you could not go to St. Andrews to watch a match with a Blues supporting mate tells me all I need to know really. Why not? I know the answer but for the audience, why not?
No sodding comment !

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2012, 12:55:10 AM »
Saying that you could not go to St. Andrews to watch a match with a Blues supporting mate tells me all I need to know really. Why not? I know the answer but for the audience, why not?
No sodding comment !

No, come on, could you do it? If not, why not?

Offline Handsworth Wood Villa

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2012, 02:05:17 AM »
Surely a wind up?

Sitting amongst the animals who glory in attacking anything, I mean anything, associated with Aston Villa is beyond my realms.

Tell him to use his extra finger to find someone else.

Definitely not a wind up, I've gone plenty of times with him in the past. It's just the fact that this is such a big game, I don't think I could hold in my emotions.

Why not?

It's not like they're playing against Villa.

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #40 on: May 06, 2012, 02:50:55 AM »
Go. Keep your head down and chuckle to yourself as The Tangerines take the unwashed apart. In the closing minutes, enjoy the sheer misery that surrounds you.

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #41 on: May 06, 2012, 05:49:27 AM »
Villabobby: I think you're over-egging it a bit. I can think of a couple of times when even the Villa and b-lose thugs have had a nice peaceful time together, never mind the normal people.

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #42 on: May 06, 2012, 06:35:59 AM »
I was once in the same position as you are Chipsticks.   I had a very good friend.   The best.   Sadly now deceased.   We used to own and run dogs all over the midlands that's how close we were.   He was as staunch a nose as I am a Villa fan and I agreed to go to a match at the Sty with him.   Half way through the game my friend casually remarked that I was a Villa fan and without further ado one of them reached across two rows of seats and punched me twice in the face.  I spent three hours at A and E having twenty four stitches put in my face.   I was 50 years old.

That there are decent men and women who support Birmingham City is a given but only a fool would be blind to the fully justified reputation  a very large proportion of them have for being mindless violent thugs.   Go if you must but DO NOT under any circumstances be deluded into thinking they are all nice guys like your mate.   They are not.

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #43 on: May 06, 2012, 07:50:24 AM »
go to match , and might see next villa manager
ian holloway or chris houghton

Chris HUGHTON.

EDIT: I just saw that I was mentioned above. I've got quite a few friends who are Blues fans - my best friend at uni is one - the experience I had the other day just means that some of them are twats, not all. If my mate offered me a ticket, I'd go to the temple of doom with him.

If they won, fair enough. If they lost I'd be taking the piss. Either way, we'd be getting pissed up in town afterwards.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2012, 07:56:50 AM by Stu »

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Re: Blue Nose Conundrum
« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2012, 07:57:26 AM »
A lot of my mates are noses and we all happily have a beer and socialise a few times a week, we don't however even watch each others games on the TV together, just an unspoken rule that its best for all concerned. We'll all happily return from matches and have a beer but never during the games.

Some things just don't mix however hard you might want them to.   
« Last Edit: May 06, 2012, 08:05:35 AM by PeterWithe »

 


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