H&V: Latest issue (with added Rob Yates)

[dave.woodhall]

Love to make a donation as long as part of the money goes to buying Lerner a one way ticket out of villa oh and also towards Mc LEISH;S train fare back to that bog shit bit of britain whats it called oh yes Sctland.

Do the names Ramsay, Hunter and McGregor mean anything to you Terry?

Or Evans,McNaught and Bremner ?

Or Cropley, Gray, Cowan, Cowan, Cummings, Aitken, Lochhead, Massie... the list is endless, but what's truth when there's a cheap point to be scored?

[UK Redsox]

Dear Mr Woodhall

Please don't station Legion down by the church on Sunday.

It's a bloody long walk, especially when its raining.

Regards

Ulysses Karl Redsox

Cant you buy one off someone you walk past on the way?

I could, but Leeg will only get grumpy if I don't buy off him

[Dave Clark Five]

Love to make a donation as long as part of the money goes to buying Lerner a one way ticket out of villa oh and also towards Mc LEISH;S train fare back to that bog shit bit of britain whats it called oh yes Sctland.

Do the names Ramsay, Hunter and McGregor mean anything to you Terry?

Or Evans,McNaught and Bremner ?

Or Cropley, Gray, Cowan, Cowan, Cummings, Aitken, Lochhead, Massie... the list is endless, but what's truth when there's a cheap point to be scored?

I,d love to have seen that cumming;s play.

[Chris Harte]

Is this the programme?

[The Laughing Policeman]

Love to make a donation as long as part of the money goes to buying Lerner a one way ticket out of villa oh and also towards Mc LEISH;S train fare back to that bog shit bit of britain whats it called oh yes Sctland.

When I look back at some of your work with Monty Python, I'm beginning to think that you have lost your cutting edge sense of humour. Just repeating the same thing over and over is not comedy genius.

[Chipsticks]

Which way is it to the Holte end?

(or something like that, I know one of you was asked a hilarious question once)

[olaftab]

Love to make a donation as long as part of the money goes to buying Lerner a one way ticket out of villa oh and also towards Mc LEISH;S train fare back to that bog shit bit of britain whats it called oh yes Sctland.

Do the names Ramsay, Hunter and McGregor mean anything to you Terry?

Or Evans,McNaught and Bremner ?

Or Cropley, Gray, Cowan, Cowan, Cummings, Aitken, Lochhead, Massie... the list is endless, but what's truth when there's a cheap point to be scored?

greatest ever Bruce Rioch.

[Mike Jeffries]

"Friendly".

Yes. Want to make something of it Jeffries?

Nope, scared..............runs away.

[UK Redsox]

Which way is it to the Holte end?

(or something like that, I know one of you was asked a hilarious question once)

It's the "Holty End"

[Chipsticks]

Which way is it to the Holte end?

(or something like that, I know one of you was asked a hilarious question once)

It's the "Holty End"

Oh god that's brilliant.

[danlanza]

Which way is it to the Holte end?

(or something like that, I know one of you was asked a hilarious question once)

It's the "Holty End"

Oh god that's brilliant.

The Holy End!!

[Bad English]

I went to school with a Terry Jones. He was a rabid nose. Is the one on here from Chelmsley Wood?

[Breezeblock]

I,d love to have seen that cumming;s play.

If you'd have worked at Hardy Spicers in the 60's/70's you could have played against him as my dad used to.  Hard to believe this day and age that a world class Scottish International / Aston Villa full back should spend his "retirement" as a storeman in a Birmingham factory

[cdbearsfan]

Love to make a donation as long as part of the money goes to buying Lerner a one way ticket out of villa oh and also towards Mc LEISH;S train fare back to that bog shit bit of britain whats it called oh yes Sctland.

You're very angry aren't you? You know it's not good for you at your age?

[Ad@m]

OK, we've all had a chuckle at this guy in the past but his latest rant in the fanzine goes a bit too far for me.

I can understand that the rambling nonsense in his letters are put there for us all to laugh at him but his latest letter reflects badly on the fanzine in my view.  It's only barely literate and quite clearly spectacularly unbalanced.  Couple that with the excessive swearing throughout (don't children read H&V?), the xenophobia, and the hints of homophobia and for me it's gone too far.

I'm sure H&V gets plenty of letters for each issue and not all of them can make it into the fanzine so I'm interested to hear why this one got in.