In a city where the Brits I know support a wide range of clubs I just get pity. People have been asking how much booze I need to drink to watch our games which are transmitted at prime supping time over here - between 10pm to midnight on Saturday for 3pm kick offs.
Other people in the bar refuse to watch our games with me due to the dullness factor. My mates will only watch with me if I go to a bar screening multiple games because we are just too tedious for a neutral.
I was in the Camel last Saturday night for the Sunderland game and with 12-15 screens they generously put our game on one screen for me. My mates slowly wondered off to watch some other match and at one point the gaffer turned our game to a Bundesliga match instead to satisfy a group of Germans. He put us on the screen behind the mens urinals (covered by glass) so you could actually piss on our game. That is the perfect summary of our play this season.