Best thread I have read for ages. Thanks folks.
I've sent Faulkner 5 letters already, all without reply.I've just about had enough, i'm sending him one last one in tape form.Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-The season ticket holders,this'll be the last package I ever send your bottomIt's been letters galore and still no word - I don't deserve itI know you got my last five letters;I wrote the addresses on 'em in crayon perfectSo this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear itI'm in the bedroom right now, I'm sitting in my Y-Fronts by the wayHey Paul, I drank 7 cans of Special Brew, you dare me to drive?You know the song by Black Lace, "Do The Conga"about making a chain across the floorIt makes me think of McLeish's smiling faceWhen I hope you'll kick him out the doorNow it's too late - I've been to the Stoke game now, I'm drowsyand all I wanted was a lousy letter or a callI hope you know I ripped your ticket renewal pack off the wallI love Paul Lambert, he and the club could be together, think about itYou've ruined the club now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about itI hope the ticket office ring me up and i'll SCREAM about itI hope the empty seats eat at you and you can't BREATHE without me
Quote from: Rip Van Bentfletch on April 18, 2012, 04:26:59 PMI've sent Faulkner 5 letters already, all without reply.I've just about had enough, i'm sending him one last one in tape form.Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-The season ticket holders,this'll be the last package I ever send your bottomIt's been letters galore and still no word - I don't deserve itI know you got my last five letters;I wrote the addresses on 'em in crayon perfectSo this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear itI'm in the bedroom right now, I'm sitting in my Y-Fronts by the wayHey Paul, I drank 7 cans of Special Brew, you dare me to drive?You know the song by Black Lace, "Do The Conga"about making a chain across the floorIt makes me think of McLeish's smiling faceWhen I hope you'll kick him out the doorNow it's too late - I've been to the Stoke game now, I'm drowsyand all I wanted was a lousy letter or a callI hope you know I ripped your ticket renewal pack off the wallI love Paul Lambert, he and the club could be together, think about itYou've ruined the club now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about itI hope the ticket office ring me up and i'll SCREAM about itI hope the empty seats eat at you and you can't BREATHE without me Top Work
Quote from: Rip Van Bentfletch on April 18, 2012, 04:26:59 PMI've sent Faulkner 5 letters already, all without reply.I've just about had enough, i'm sending him one last one in tape form.Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-The season ticket holders,this'll be the last package I ever send your bottomIt's been letters galore and still no word - I don't deserve itI know you got my last five letters;I wrote the addresses on 'em in crayon perfectSo this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear itI'm in the bedroom right now, I'm sitting in my Y-Fronts by the wayHey Paul, I drank 7 cans of Special Brew, you dare me to drive?You know the song by Black Lace, "Do The Conga"about making a chain across the floorIt makes me think of McLeish's smiling faceWhen I hope you'll kick him out the doorNow it's too late - I've been to the Stoke game now, I'm drowsyand all I wanted was a lousy letter or a callI hope you know I ripped your ticket renewal pack off the wallI love Paul Lambert, he and the club could be together, think about itYou've ruined the club now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about itI hope the ticket office ring me up and i'll SCREAM about itI hope the empty seats eat at you and you can't BREATHE without me Correct me if I'm mistaken, but don't you now have to lock someone in the boot of your car and drive it into a rain flooded river ?...Please let it be The Tumbling Bear !!! Edit: Though I think he'd miss while trying to get in.
Given postage costs are increasing on 30 April, and e-mail is the way to go, question for the prolific letter writers here. Do you use old fashioned pen and paper and post your letters, or do you type them and send them electronically?Sad confession time - I am mildly excited when the postman delivers an envelope that's hand written.
Thanks for the kind words, it's pissed some people off, but only trying to lighten the mood.God knows we could do with a bit more humour on here.
Sir (Uncle) Doug didn't ignore my correspondence in years gone by, even if the occasional , ' - ! ? were out of place. It's a concern, but perhaps not a surprise, that the current CEO appears not to respond to the written word,unlike Doug from whom I always had a reply. I occasionally bump into his secretary who informed me, perhapstongue in cheek, that he had a separate file of my rants.