Who do you want as the next manager? New poll option.

[Brian Taylor]

Just put £200 on
Well it's basically £6 for free

Lucky chap..it is 1/100 now! I hope you took them odds!

[Thatcher at Downing St]

Yes, but with a Lotus you can have a good time in spite of it's reliability, Pubey is more of a Ford Mondeo. Good at what it does but you eventually get bored of it, realise that some of the controls are in the wrong place and baulk at the increasing repair bills once you've had the car for a while. You trade it in for a nice French Citroen. The Citroen might prove interesting but hasn't been driven for a few years, lets you down badly a few times and eventually suffers a serious mechanical problem. Then you visit a dodgy salesman from Govan and you trust him a little too much when he tells you the Lada Riva is just what you need...

Bravo, John!!

[Ron Manager]

Whats worrying me is the press conference when Paul Lambert is introduced as the new Villa Manager

Will John Terry be able to get away from the England training camp to take part in the celebrations?.

Taking it that he does how far is it from Buckingham Palace?. I do hope her Majesty lets him leave early from the balcony
so he can fit both events in.

Or perhaps Dave Whelan could cover for him at Buck Palace.

Her Maj  "My husband and I are very pleased to see you Mr Whelan"

Dave  "Im rite pleased your ladyship"

Prince William  "Mr Whelan Where exactly is this Wigan you are"...mobile phone rings... "Mr Whelan your manager has just tendered his resignation he wants to go to Hartlepool Utd"

Dave  splutters uncontrollably

Prince William smirks uncontrollably!

A nation rejoices!

[sonlyme]

I still don't know what to believe.

I know the Villa board have made an official announcement but without hearing it from Mr Whelan I'm not so sure.  Come on Dave - spill the beans mate!


A puzzled Whelan has yet to pronounce

[olaftab]

Whats worrying me is the press conference when Paul Lambert is introduced as the new Villa Manager

Will John Terry be able to get away from the England training camp to take part in the celebrations?.

Taking it that he does how far is it from Buckingham Palace?. I do hope her Majesty lets him leave early from the balcony
so he can fit both events in.

Or perhaps Dave Whelan could cover for him at Buck Palace.

Her Maj  "My husband and I are very pleased to see you Mr Whelan"

Dave  "Im rite pleased your ladyship"

Prince William  "Mr Whelan Where exactly is this Wigan you are"...mobile phone rings... "Mr Whelan your manager has just tendered his resignation he wants to go to Hartlepool Utd"

Dave  splutters uncontrollably

Prince William smirks uncontrollably!

A nation rejoices!

Good attempt but you need to work on this.

[olaftab]

As if he has the first fucking idea of what we have to spend.

He can enjoy his five minutes of fame before pissing off to his no mark club never to be heard from again after Norwich go down for another fifeteen years. Bitter, uppety, small club wankers.

Almost a class rant if only you had mentioned something about trackers in there!