I got home yesterday to find a massive, mis-shapen cardboard tube in my porch from the club.On opening it, I found to my horror that it contained Moustapha Salifou, the cun.t is now ensconsed in my loft and refuses to come out until I 'Fix him up with a club where he doesn't have to do much.'
Quote from: Rip Van Bentfletch on March 21, 2012, 06:13:06 PMI got home yesterday to find a massive, mis-shapen cardboard tube in my porch from the club.On opening it, I found to my horror that it contained Moustapha Salifou, the cun.t is now ensconsed in my loft and refuses to come out until I 'Fix him up with a club where he doesn't have to do much.'Hilarious. Not.
Quote from: Jimmy Smash on March 21, 2012, 07:32:11 PMQuote from: Rip Van Bentfletch on March 21, 2012, 06:13:06 PMI got home yesterday to find a massive, mis-shapen cardboard tube in my porch from the club.On opening it, I found to my horror that it contained Moustapha Salifou, the cun.t is now ensconsed in my loft and refuses to come out until I 'Fix him up with a club where he doesn't have to do much.'Hilarious. Not.You're not a mate of his are you?I can always edit it to say Habib Beye instead.
Quote from: Rip Van Bentfletch on March 21, 2012, 08:03:57 PMQuote from: Jimmy Smash on March 21, 2012, 07:32:11 PMQuote from: Rip Van Bentfletch on March 21, 2012, 06:13:06 PMI got home yesterday to find a massive, mis-shapen cardboard tube in my porch from the club.On opening it, I found to my horror that it contained Moustapha Salifou, the cun.t is now ensconsed in my loft and refuses to come out until I 'Fix him up with a club where he doesn't have to do much.'Hilarious. Not.You're not a mate of his are you?I can always edit it to say Habib Beye instead.Yes of course I am. That's why I don't find your joke funny. Nothing to do with the fact that it wasn't funny in the first place
Quote from: Jimmy Smash on March 21, 2012, 08:06:18 PMQuote from: Rip Van Bentfletch on March 21, 2012, 08:03:57 PMQuote from: Jimmy Smash on March 21, 2012, 07:32:11 PMQuote from: Rip Van Bentfletch on March 21, 2012, 06:13:06 PMI got home yesterday to find a massive, mis-shapen cardboard tube in my porch from the club.On opening it, I found to my horror that it contained Moustapha Salifou, the cun.t is now ensconsed in my loft and refuses to come out until I 'Fix him up with a club where he doesn't have to do much.'Hilarious. Not.You're not a mate of his are you?I can always edit it to say Habib Beye instead.Yes of course I am. That's why I don't find your joke funny. Nothing to do with the fact that it wasn't funny in the first placeI thought it was funny