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Offline Rip Van We Go Again

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First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« on: March 20, 2012, 02:52:59 PM »
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Injured Aston Villa defender Richard Dunne is linking up with NFL side the Cleveland Browns as he bids to return to action by the end of April.

Dunne is keen to make a comeback from a broken collarbone before the end of the season to bolster his chances of being fully fit for the Republic of Ireland's Euro 2012 campaign.

He is flying out to America to continue his rehabilitation with Cleveland, who are owned by Villa chairman Randy Lerner.

Dunne said: "Because of the nature of American football, Cleveland have a lot of experience in dealing with this kind of injury.

"Any help I can get will be much appreciated. It will also be a great experience and I think it will be a good week.

"I'm hoping when I come back I'll be sorted and can push on with things and start training again."

Dunne added: "Hopefully I can be back before the end of April, that is the aim.

"But I'll just have to listen to the doctors here at Villa and see what is actually possible. I trust their judgement and will follow whatever they say."

Dunne suffered the setback in last month's home Barclays Premier League clash with his former club Manchester City

Offline Rip Van We Go Again

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2012, 02:53:37 PM »
As we all know, the portions of food are fucking massive in the States, so this doesn't bode well.

Offline MonsXI

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2012, 03:18:20 PM »
This will come back to haunt us when he sacks Given when he's just about to launch a throw out to the wing.

Offline supertommykN'iba

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2012, 03:23:36 PM »
I don't want him back. However, I did have a fiver on him scoring more goals than own goals in the league this season a fair while back, so wouldn't mind if he returned to score!

Offline VillaAlways

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2012, 03:27:59 PM »
Don't you just get the impression he's going to walk back into the side once he's fit even though we've been much better without him

Offline Fergal

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2012, 03:37:16 PM »
As we all know, the portions of food are fucking massive in the States, so this doesn't bode well.
Made me laugh..

Offline SX150

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2012, 04:28:40 PM »
One way ticket I hope!

Offline N'ZMAV

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2012, 04:42:33 PM »
He'll be wolfing down a 32oz steak before we know it.

Offline picicata

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2012, 04:44:55 PM »
I wish I hadn't just read 'First' as 'Fist'

*shudder*

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2012, 04:50:56 PM »
They'll have to have him shipped over in one of these, the fat fuck.


Offline luke25

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2012, 04:54:39 PM »
They'll have to have him shipped over in one of these, the fat fuck.


That looks very much like Mildenhall Air fete 96, a wet miserable day......... Yep im a boring twat.

Offline Jimmy Smash

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2012, 05:45:26 PM »
They'll have to have him shipped over in one of these, the fat fuck.



A little Tony Sopranoism there. Quality.

Offline KevinGage

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2012, 05:48:17 PM »
There is an obvious gag about forging a new career as a wide receiver, but I thought better of it.

Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2012, 06:00:05 PM »
There is an obvious gag about forging a new career as a wide receiver, but I thought better of it.

Well, it's unlikely he'll get a job as a Tight End

Offline brian green

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Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2012, 09:33:58 PM »
We just have to face it we are a really backward country when it comes to treating a broken collarbone.   I am amazed that there isn't a Cleveland Browns induction marquee at all the National Hunt race meetings.

 


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