Howz Your Villa relationship going?

[ozzjim]

The passion has long gone. I am a little nervous to see her, and when I know it is getting close to doing so I start to dread it and think of ways around it, but still end up watching her over the net and getting my fix. At least it costs less than she charges, the dirty cow.

[gervilla]

Girlfriends come an go.
Villa is for life, like it or like it not.
It's like that and that's the way it is.
UTV

[Holte L2]

I still see her every week but don't fancy her as much since she died her hair to ginger! We'll pull through though. I've been cheating on her with midweek European jaunts since she decided against travelling. Have another one to Anderlecht on Wednesday.

[Bad English]

Can't help but stare. Prone to drunken booty calls. And occasional frantic, breathless rutting. God I love you, you bitch.

[Ian.]

Well I still love her to bits but as she is pregnant again her moods are totally unpredictable, unrational, very inconsistent and generally quite out of character.

[Rancid custard]

A friend of mine has begun likening Villa to an abusive boyfriend. "Has he been hitting you again?"

coffee spitter!

[VillaSpen]

I would prefer to look at it as a confused teen who dabbles in self-harm:

Yeah, it's shit and it hurts but it's better than feeling nothing. If I wanted to feel nothing I'd watch rugby. As it is, I'll put up with the pain as it lets me know that I'm alive and things are normal.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Is there anybody going to listen to my story
All about the girl who came to stay?
She's the kind of girl you want so much
It makes you sorry
Still, you don't regret a single day
Ah girl
Girl

When I think of all the times I've tried so hard to leave her
She will turn to me and start to cry
And she promises the earth to me
And I believe her
After all this times I don't know why
Ah, girl
Girl

[serbentoflight]

I'm praying that she doesn't go down on me...

[clogger]

I'm still desperately hanging in there -always convinced that we can put the passion and excitement back, and feeling like it would be disloyal to give up on the relationship.

I am however getting rather frustrated that I seem to be the one putting all the effort in - whereas the other only seems to make an effort every now and again; even though they keep saying the right things I am not convinced they care anywhere near as much as I do.

[caster troy]

This last year things have got worse and worse, she is boring and predictable. I make excuses not to see her because when I'm with her I just want to go home to avoid the awkward silences. I've said I'm ditching her in June unless she changes her ways, but it looks less and less likely as she keeps talking about making 'plans for the summer.'

Deep down I still love her but she's become a different person. I'm hoping if we break up for a year I'll find her back to her old self again.

[brian green]

She was an ugly old cow when I first fell in love with her.   Greasy hair, centre parting, big lace up boots and woolly socks, great long baggy knickers.   I don't know what I saw in her.   Then she started wearing tight little shorts and perming her hair and it really turned me on.

Now she is completely bonkers and has lost the plot but she is still lovely in my eyes and I shall never stop loving her.   She is all I have ever wanted.

[hawkeye]

I worry more about her fidelity now, sometimes I dont speak about her and  pretend she does not exist,we have had trial seperations but  i still keep going back even though she has caused me so much pain. I have never considered another though, and I know I never will.

[The Left Side]

we're not talking

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I'm hoping that she's just suffering with a bit of Pre Menstrual Tension, but I do worry that it might be a lot more serious than that.

And although I don't see her as much as I like, I will never two time her.