Howz Your Villa relationship going?

[MarkM]

Contemplated divorce this year, but have decided to give it another chance to see if things improve

[Concrete Tom]

It's complicated.

[Bernie]

Ours has been a long-distance relationship for- I'm ashamed to say- over 25 years now following 20 years of passion, although I was never totally convinced that she felt it as deeply as I did. That said, the candle I hold for her has never stopped burning and, though it is flickering a little at the moment, it will never die. 

[Mister E]

10cc got it right four decades ago: "I'm not in love, so don't forget it ..."
The self-denial in that song sums up the football fan's dilemma.

[exigo]

I used to go down all the time. Now it's an occasional chore.

[Mister E]

I used to go down all the time. Now it's an occasional chore.

How are the lips?

[PeterWithesShin]

I used to go down all the time. Now it's an occasional chore.

That's what my ex said as she moved out.

[damon loves JT]

For better and for worse, in sickness and in health, till death do us part.

[serbentoflight]

It was a 6th form romance I can't let go of.

[serbentoflight]

 

[TopDeck113]

I've been invited for a pre-match meal and a "posh" seat at Gigg Lane to watch Bury-Wycombe this afternoon.  I'm looking forward to it more than any recent Villa match, other than perhaps the Cup tie at Arsenal.   That tells you something.   

I bet you say "My wife doesn't understand me" at some point in the proceedings.

Bury went down to their third successive 4-1 defeat and, needless to say, the crowd were seriously pissed off.

The whole experience was, I guess, akin to turning your back on your missus because you're fed up of all the grief she gives you and having a one night stand with the homely, plain girl next door - only to discover she has all the faults, if not more, and none of the, admittedly faded, glamour.

[Holtemeister]

Just good friends ......

Still have a key

[Simba]

Not my fault you got fat, lazy, spent my money and take the piss. Now are you gonna shape up again and care about us?

Or do I leave right now. Even though I love you.

Your decision.

[DeKuip]

Keeps pissing me about as to when I can see her.
It used be every Saturday afternoon and most Wednesdays but now she chops and changes at the drop of a hat. I'd planned to see her today, then a few weeks ago she changed it to tomorrow because of something on tele and now she expects me to change all my plans again and come Tuesday night instead.
Tuesday for fucks sake! It's never been Tuesdays, always Wednesdays round her place.
I play snooker on Tuesdays!
The annoying thing is I'll give in in the end and go round. It's that nagging thought that I might miss out the very night she's in the mood for pleasuring me.
Bet I still end up trudging home frustrated and miserable though, I usually do.

[Lizz]

Contemplated divorce this year, but have decided to give it another chance to see if things improve

Pretty much how I feel. Prepared to endure a less than perfect relationship rather than severing the relationship at the risk of increasing the wealth of a lawyer.