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Author Topic: Howz Your Villa relationship going?  (Read 15310 times)

Offline joe_c

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2012, 01:29:38 PM »
I've been invited for a pre-match meal and a "posh" seat at Gigg Lane to watch Bury-Wycombe this afternoon.  I'm looking forward to it more than any recent Villa match, other than perhaps the Cup tie at Arsenal.   That tells you something.   

I bet you say "My wife doesn't understand me" at some point in the proceedings.

Offline Percy McCarthy

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2012, 01:40:31 PM »
Saw you today,
Or at least I think it was.
It's hard to say,
We've all changed so much.
Can't bear to look,
And I hid my face,
It's hard to trace
These feelings.

Gone so soon,
The time I spent with you,
Like an old, old tune,
Keeps running through my head.
I wanted to say
So many things
But my mouth went dry,
And one word and I'd cry.


Slender bride,
Your beauty shines from you,
And forever more
I'll be on your side for sure.
A light in my life
That always burns for you,
As time passes
So quickly.

The final stage,
We've both reached some way,
As we board our trains
To different stations.
And the parts we play
And the things we say,
Words on the way
To discovery.

I'm not fickle.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2012, 01:42:14 PM by PercyN'thehood »

Offline eamonn

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2012, 01:49:02 PM »
Weller?

Offline john e

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2012, 01:59:54 PM »
Cant live with,can't live without

Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2012, 02:03:01 PM »
I bloody love that song Percy. When my Dad was in hospital it was my earworm, week after he died went to see Weller and he played that for the first time in ages, I was emotional.

Offline Rip Van We Go Again

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2012, 02:37:20 PM »
Once I treated her with love, respect, gentleness and great reverance.
Now I just do a quickie once a fortnight and wipe my cock on the curtains before I leave to go to the pub.

Offline Percy McCarthy

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2012, 02:37:23 PM »
Yeah, love it too Chris. Was only gonna post third verse but couldn't resist.

Yes Eamonn, Time Passes from Stanley Road. Awesome tune, check it on you tube.

Offline TheSandman

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2012, 02:47:08 PM »
Like all relationships I think we're at the stage that we've both got quite bored with each other. The sex has been mostly dull the past six months or so and we just seem to go through the motions. It's been like that before and usually we fall back in love eventually. I'll keep going through the motions until then as splitting up is just unthinkable.

Offline orkneyvilla

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2012, 02:50:46 PM »
The relationship's dead really, the only reason I'm staying is for the sake of the kids.

Offline KevinGage

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2012, 03:00:23 PM »
If she carries on the way she is going, I will bury her.   In the back garden.

Fred West is a Villa fan.

Offline Summers

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2012, 04:03:37 PM »
I love her. I just don't like her very much right now.

Offline Witton Warrior

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2012, 04:48:41 PM »
I love her but I don't like her friends...

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2012, 05:06:40 PM »
I love her to bits but sometimes she bores the crap out of me and gets on my nerves. Her new stepdad can be a boring bastard at times as well.

Offline Percy McCarthy

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2012, 05:34:30 PM »
This sums it all up for me:

Devotion is the key
To the lock that holds your dreams,
Sending whispers from afar,
Has its ways to find your heart
And all the things you never said
You must now say them all.

Devotion gets you up
On those mornings in the dark
When you fumble for the light
Asking what your day be like
And it answers with a call
As devotion leads you on.

There you go
With your head full of ideas
It shows
There's a purpose in your feet
Don't let it fall down in a crowd
Don't let it part
Don't leave it cold
Stay
In its loving arms

Devotion fills the room
Takes the things we love too soon
Leaves us empty at a time
Til we see the sun shall rise
And long after we are gone
This devotion carries on.

Devotion sets you free
Stops you spinning in the street
Ties you gently to a tree
Comes back for you at dawn
Picks you up and makes you strong
As devotion leads you on.

And you know
That you'd better get it right
It shows
There's a purpose day and night
Don't let it go down in a crowd
Don't let it part
Don't leave it cold,
Stay
In its loving arms.

Up The Villa.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2012, 09:28:45 AM by PercyN'thehood »

Offline ez

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Re: Howz Your Villa relationship going?
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2012, 06:18:02 PM »
We're still in touch