I was having a similar conversation yesterday with some mates which revolved around Bent leaving us in the summer and not being able to get the money back we laid out for him (all transfer fees seem to be dropping) so we'd need to do a straight swap for another striker. The two obvious ones came up, Torres or Carrol. In other words a rapier or a battering ram. We all went for Torres, let's face it Torres has more to his game than putting the ball in the net.