5 Things Randy Should Do to Make it Right

[nigel]

[MadJohnnyC]

1.) Reduce beer prices in the ground to an absolute maximum of £2.50 a pint
2.) Apologise for ignoring every single one of his paying customers
3.) Stop selling our best player every summer and instead buying somebody to keep them here
4.) Dangle a cheque for a million pounds over St Andrews in his private helicopter and film all the noses jumping up to try and grab it - video then to be posted on youtube.
5.) Make all stands in Villa Park the same ticket price, its personal preference whether you want to sing or sit with your families price should not dictate where you sit

[Fred]

Appoint Sir Graham Taylor to the board. A decent football man and he has the best intrest of the club at heart. Would not be a threat to any manager and would be able to advise Mr lerner. Sir Graham as Chairman and Lerner as club owner would be great.

[The Man With A Stick]

1.  Ban tractors from all roads during daylight hours
2.  Bring in a nationwide "one-child limit" policy
3.  Put snipers on motorway bridges for anyone who drives like a twat
4.  Make it legal to kill anyone who does that awful raised inflection thing at the end of a sentence (usually students or recent graduates) that makes them sound like an Australian
5.  Appoint Terry Nutkins to the board of directors

[MadJohnnyC]

4.  Make it legal to kill anyone who does that awful raised inflection thing at the end of a sentence (usually students or recent graduates) that makes them sound like an Australian

Amen to that !!

[Damo70]

Take us back to the happy days of the early eighties by -

Bringing back Ron Saunders as manager (he's still as scary as ever)
Re-renaming the Witton Lane stand
Introducing 1980's ticket, food, drink and programme prices
Bring back Tiswas on Saturday mornings
Bring back Starsky And Hutch on Saturday nights

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

1. Hire David O Leary.
2. Sack David O Leary and tell him it was all a joke at his expense; pug nosed buffoon.
3. Insist that away teams play in Man Yoo's invisble grey strip from 1996.
4. Have a lottery at half time where the winner comes on and plays the last 5 minutes up front.
5. Introduce a Farting Section in the ground where the people with the most malodourous guffs can sit (silent 'h')and compare notes.

[mikeb1982]

1. Hire David O Leary.
2. Sack David O Leary and tell him it was all a joke at his expense; pug nosed buffoon.
3. Insist that away teams play in Man Yoo's invisble grey strip from 1996.
4. Have a lottery at half time where the winner comes on and plays the last 5 minutes up front.
5. Introduce a Farting Section in the ground where the people with the most malodourous guffs can sit (silent 'h')and compare notes.

I think that's close to where I sit, judging by the oderous niffs

[The Laughing Policeman]

Take us back to the happy days of the early eighties by -

Bringing back Ron Saunders as manager (he's still as scary as ever)
Re-renaming the Witton Lane stand
Introducing 1980's ticket, food, drink and programme prices
Bring back Tiswas on Saturday mornings
Bring back Starsky And Hutch on Saturday nights

So you want another ex Blose manager. Wont you ever learn?

[Dave Clark Five]

4.  Make it legal to kill anyone who does that awful raised inflection thing at the end of a sentence (usually students or recent graduates) that makes them sound like an Australian.

This should also apply to those who say 'can I get ..' when at a counter. They know they are doing it as, instead of ordering two drinks at once, they say 'can I get a lager', wait for it to be served then say 'can I get another lager'.
This makes them sound American.

[Jimmy Smash]

Or calling the local polytechnic "Uni."