What 5 simple things should Randy next season do to win us all over again? They could be simple... they could be grand... they could include gestures... Here's mine.1) Sack McLeish. We're going nowhere with him other than down. Put KMc and GC in until the end of the season. They couldnt do any worse. Choose his replacement carefully and don't blink 'til you've got your man. He needn't be Mourinho, but he needs to be talented and inspiring. Previous considerations need not apply.2) Lower the price of season tickets/tickets. More bums on seats... more meat pies sold... better atmosphere etc. 3) Sort the home kit out. No squares... chevrons... stripes or non Villa colours. Ditto the away kit. Top tip... more people will buy the replica shirt if it is tasteful. And can we have our old badge back please?4) Dump Heskey and learn the lessons well.5) Sack Faulkner. He's not a football man, he's arrogant, doesn't know what he's doing and he's taking us on a road to nowhere. Appoint a football man... there must be a few around. Pay top dollar to get him. It will be worth it in the long run.
Randy should:1) Put his left leg in2) Put his left leg out3) In, out,4) In, out,5) and he should undoubtedly shake it all aboutIf he doesn't fancy that, he could continue to ignore the hundreds of interchangeable internet threads.
1. Get a manager that sends the team out to try to win every game with attacking football. We don't mind losing to better teams as long as we give them a game.2. Get a football man in to look after the day to day running of the club.3. Sell some proper beer inside the ground.4. Make the Lower Holte a safe standing area.5. Life bans for anyone singing that Paul McGrath song. It never was funny.