5 Things Randy Should Do to Make it Right

[Jimmy Smash]

What 5 simple things should Randy next season do to win us all over again? They could be simple... they could be grand... they could include gestures... Here's mine.

1) Sack McLeish. We're going nowhere with him other than down. Put KMc and GC in until the end of the season. They couldnt do any worse. Choose his replacement carefully and don't blink 'til you've got your man. He needn't be Mourinho, but he needs to be talented and inspiring. Previous considerations need not apply.

2) Lower the price of season tickets/tickets. More bums on seats... more meat pies sold... better atmosphere etc.

3) Sort the home kit out. No squares... chevrons... stripes or non Villa colours. Ditto the away kit. Top tip... more people will buy the replica shirt if it is tasteful. And can we have our old badge back please?

4) Dump Heskey and learn the lessons well.

5) Sack Faulkner. He's not a football man, he's arrogant, doesn't know what he's doing and he's taking us on a road to nowhere. Appoint a football man... there must be a few around. Pay top dollar to get him. It will be worth it in the long run.

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[PeterWithesShin]

1) Sign Messi
2) Sign Guardiola
3) Sign Iniesta
4) Sign that Tello fella while we're at it.
5) Make it a fiver in the ground.

[villajk]

1) Sign Messi
2) Sign Guardiola
3) Sign Iniesta
4) Sign that Tello fella while we're at it.
5) Make it a fiver in the ground.

That should just about do it for me as well.

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[joe_c]

Sack McLeish next season y'say? And sack Faulkner next season as well?

[Holtemeister]

Can we make it a rule on here that in future anyone calling for the head of the manager must give a credible alternative candidate who would be interested in taking on the job or be shot !!!

[woody4866]

1) Sign Messi
2) Sign Guardiola
3) Sign Iniesta
4) Sign that Tello fella while we're at it.
5) Make it a fiver in the ground.

That should just about do it for me as well.

Yep, I think I could live with that, although regrettably I think it would mean the end of Hesky

[villajk]

1) Sign Messi
2) Sign Guardiola
3) Sign Iniesta
4) Sign that Tello fella while we're at it.
5) Make it a fiver in the ground.

That should just about do it for me as well.

Yep, I think I could live with that, although regrettably I think it would mean the end of Hesky

Oh dear.

[cdbearsfan]

1. More lager
2. More pies
3. More shouting
4. A big banner with "Fuck Off Blues" written on it
5. Every fan to be given a drum

[PeterWithesShin]

1) Sign Messi
2) Sign Guardiola
3) Sign Iniesta
4) Sign that Tello fella while we're at it.
5) Make it a fiver in the ground.

That should just about do it for me as well.

Yep, I think I could live with that, although regrettably I think it would mean the end of Hesky

Oh dear.

He can have a coaching role. Teach all the wannabe's the shuffle.

[Chipsticks]

1. More lager
2. More pies
3. More shouting
4. A big banner with "Fuck Off Blues" written on it
5. Every fan to be given a drum

Aside from number number 4, otherwise known as "The Bolton Approach"

[Nirog72]

1. Engage us - speak to us, ask and value our opinion and let us know what's going on
2. Appoint a couple of football people and lose a couple of non-fooball people
3. Keep giving opportunities to the kids who are good enough (or encouraging the manager to do so).
4. Have an identifiable approach to driving professional negativity out of the club - be it managers with a shit approach, players with a shit attitude or kit manufacturers that fail to turn out kits for purchase on time that weren't great to look at anyway.
5. Stop spending money on shit and then wondering why we are skint and then reacting in panic and then making shit decisions based on the opinion of a manager of another club because he's panicking and plunging us further into the shit.

[Shoody]

1. Sack McLeish
2. Hire Nigel Adkins
3. Hire Steve Stride & Graham Taylor onto the board
4. Invest in an international scouting network
5. Give me an Executive Box. For Life. For Free.

[German James]

Randy should:
1) Put his left leg in
2) Put his left leg out
3) In, out,
4) In, out,
5) and he should undoubtedly shake it all about

If he doesn't fancy that, he could continue to ignore the hundreds of interchangeable internet threads.