Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!

[eamonn]

''At least Doug gave us chicken sandwiches when we met. This lot wouldn't give me the feckin' tea-towels off their heads''.

David O'Leary asks for Fifa help in Al Ahli contract dispute

David O'Leary has asked Fifa for help in his fight for compensation from a former club.
The Irishman has asked football's world governing body to intervene in his contract dispute with United Arab Emirates side Al Ahli.
O'Leary was sacked by Al Ahli in April 2011, just one year into a three-year deal.
He says he has yet to receive compensation from the club for the early termination of his contract.

[PeterWithesShin]

"They're an honest bunch of lads, well they would be if they paid me"

[Shoody]

After taking over Aston Villa FC, QIA chief Sheikh Al Thani aims to get the Villa fans onside by sacking the much reviled Alex McLeish and bringing in fan favourite David O'Leary.

[Holtenderinthesky]

"We've not got da money of da likes of Arsenal, Man City and Chelsea, oh no wait, I tink we might  do...!"

[Pete3206]

"Deese Sugarbags, promised me da moneybags!"

[Leighton]

Oil be made for life once these Dundee Unted fans realise how shit I am and sack me.

[Leighton]

I cant wait for this press conference to be over so that I can ask the little fat gay one from sitcom Benidorm for his autograph.

[Desi]

'I'll be suing you in all the old familiar places'.




(You have to be old enough to remember the song!).

[Toronto Villa]

"Fuck me. I really am such a wanker"

[MarkM]

Al Qaeda announce there replacement for Osama Bin Laden

[NeilH]

New Qatari owners of Aston Villa football club unveil new manager, following letter of recommendation from Sir Alex Ferguson.

[ozzjim]

They think I am a god because I resemble a pig.. arrrrggghhhc

[Legion]

"They're not fickle, they just don't like me."

[Mister E]

"Another day, another compo claim!"

[Mister E]

"Now that I've finished the house in Sicklinhall on Villa's money, I can start another one in Linton"