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Author Topic: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile  (Read 7923 times)

Offline TimTheVillain

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He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« on: February 15, 2012, 01:37:41 PM »
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Hours before Aston Villa hosted Manchester City Chantelle told followers on Twitter:

“Big game 2day! Villa v Man City! Hopin Villa win but a draw wud b cool. Emile’s startin 2day aswl! Woohoooo ☺ Playin on the right tho?? :o/

She went on to say: “Considerin he’s a striker its funny not knowin wer ya gna b played!?! Im sure he’ll do brilliant wereva he is.”

And a few moments later she added: “Sooooo I think Emile’s defo startin but wer will he play? On the right? On the left? Center mid? Bein a striker u’d think upfront wudnt ya?

“C’mon put him upfront wer he belongs!!!!



Read More http://www.birminghammail.net/birmingham-sport/aston-villa-fc/aston-villa-news/2012/02/14/aston-villa-emile-heskey-s-wag-advises-alex-mcleish-on-team-tactics-97319-30330068/#ixzz1mSUuDCVc

Chantelle, she knows her stuff, for sure.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 01:57:46 PM by TimTheVillain »
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Offline luke25

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2012, 02:08:49 PM »
Chantelle for boss!
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Offline Dave Javu

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 02:15:27 PM »
Well, I suppose her spelling is even "betta" than 'Arry Redknapp's.
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Offline CJ

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2012, 02:36:07 PM »
This bit made me chuckle:

Chantelle reckons she’s not a typical WAG but does confess to a shoe addiction and owns more than 100 pairs including a £1,000 pair of Christian Louboutins covered in Swarovski crystals

Nosireebob not like a WAG at all


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Offline Concrete John

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2012, 02:37:42 PM »
Quote from: What the 'Eck on February 15, 2012, 02:15:27 PM
Well, I suppose her spelling is even "betta" than 'Arry Redknapp's.

But not as good as his dog's.
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Offline TimTheVillain

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2012, 02:43:50 PM »
She went on to say:

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“Considerin he’s a striker its funny not knowin wer ya gna b played!?! Im sure he’ll do brilliant wereva he is.

1) Not really, this is the land of the McLeish. It's well different.

2) Absolutely brilliant, whereva - oozin talent !
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Offline The Man With A Stick

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2012, 03:14:53 PM »
Illiterate twat.
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Offline Phil from the upper holte

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2012, 03:40:18 PM »
The fact she thinks he's a striker proves she knows fuck all
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Offline supertom

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2012, 04:27:51 PM »
Wow...English probably wasn't her best subject at "skool."

God knows how many times Emiles been shagging around and cheating on the dozy mare.

I'd still have her as manager over McLeish though. ;)
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Offline Rimmy Jimmer

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2012, 05:01:51 PM »
Fuck off chantelle you dozy bint and take that twat with ya!
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Offline TimTheVillain

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2012, 05:19:14 PM »
Quote from: Phil from the upper holte on February 15, 2012, 03:40:18 PM
The fact she thinks he's a striker proves she knows fuck all

To be fair to her, that's what he must have told her.
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Offline Vanilla

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2012, 05:24:09 PM »
Not that Villa have any major tactical surprises, apart from hoof n hope, but couldn't that be construed as giving away a game plan before a game. 
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Offline PONGO49

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2012, 05:57:09 PM »
We're does Heskey play. I've been trying to work that out for years
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Offline supertom

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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2012, 06:01:45 PM »
Quote from: PONGO49 on February 15, 2012, 05:57:09 PM
We're does Heskey play. I've been trying to work that out for years
Mostly on his arse.
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Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2012, 08:43:41 PM »
Quote from: The Man With A Stick on February 15, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Illiterate twat.

It's probably vajazzled too.
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