The Spanish press are even worse than the English press. They have entire newspapers dedicated to sport and 90% of that is Real Madrid/Barcelona. That's about fifty pages to fill a day with rumours, speculation and made-up bullshit. Take the amount of bullshit in the English press and multiply it by 1,000.
In any case... no thankyou. If he's fallen out with Lionel Messi who's to say that he won't fall out with Lionel Heskey? We can't take that chance.