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Offline DB

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2011, 09:05:07 AM »
I don't blame him, it's AM who plays him there. He is not a midfielder. I hope he sees that after her went off (and Delph) we looked a lot better. Oh and drop Hutton.
At his stage of his career, he should be on the bench to come on if a situation arises where we need a big imobile bag of poo to have an impact i.e. not very often.

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2011, 09:07:38 AM »
Heskey's diabolical. Why does he still get a game? We've had conspiracy theories involving hypnotism, bribery, rougue sections of MI5. No-one fucking knows.  He's an enigma.
I've heard Emile called some things before but never an enigma. There's got to be a chant or song in there somewhere. :)

Sadness Part 1?

That's "Sadeness Part 1", I'll have you know; which is even more apt considering how masochistic we must be to continue putting ourselves thro' the pain of watching


Offline UK Redsox

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2011, 09:10:24 AM »
Did he really do that much? I have heard of statistics lying, but even those seem to embellish his performance.

Maybe there's a film in all this; "Emile-ball: Statistics do lie". Although somehow I don't think that Brad Pitt could play McLeish

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2011, 09:15:35 AM »
I couldn't believe how long it took the manager to take him off.  I was just thinking what has Heskey done up to now . Nothing .  No benefit to Bent . no benefit to the team .   

I suppose he will start next game    * shakes head in disbelief*

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2011, 09:19:58 AM »
I’m honestly convinced that Emile has some kind of Derren Brown like ability to convince McLeish to play him. I can see McLeish reading out the timesheet every match day and then just before he reaches number ten Emile says ‘Emile is the midfield dynamo you are looking for’

Offline TonyD

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2011, 09:20:49 AM »
He tears defences apart don't you know.

Offline mrfuse

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2011, 09:20:54 AM »
Just a detailed look at Bannan v Heskey



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« Last Edit: November 28, 2011, 09:41:37 AM by mrfuse »

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2011, 09:24:53 AM »
Collins last week, hutton the week before, warnock the week before, delph, nzogbia, dunne being fat before that, petrov of course. But as harry Hill would say it in a jaunty song

This weeks aston villla scapegoat of the week!

Offline TonyD

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2011, 09:27:45 AM »
Collins last week, hutton the week before, warnock the week before, delph, nzogbia, dunne being fat before that, petrov of course. But as harry Hill would say it in a jaunty song

This weeks aston villla scapegoat of the week!

He has been shit since we bought him. keep up.

Offline philthebar

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2011, 09:32:54 AM »
What is it that we supporters are missing (not just Villa)

Why does every manager he has played for think he is good.

I just don't understand.

Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2011, 09:39:12 AM »
Heskey's diabolical.

Don't think he's even that good to be honest Greg.

Offline sg

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2011, 10:00:48 AM »
"FFS Ivanhoe"... forget how many times i said that yesterday.

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2011, 10:02:29 AM »
Some brilliant statistics there. Sadly, Heskey will continue to play. Isn't it Einstein's definition of an idiot, someone who does the same thing in the same way over and over again expecting a different result?

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2011, 10:03:20 AM »
I would like to see Bannan play instead of Heskey he would bring more to the table than Heskey I just hope McLeish sees it that way for the United game.

Offline VillaAlways

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2011, 10:08:06 AM »
Am is banging on, on the OS about how Bannan and Jenas have given him food for thought for next week. When we all know Heskey will be the first name on the team sheet regardless
« Last Edit: November 28, 2011, 10:11:20 AM by ZoggyAlways »

 


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