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Author Topic: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?  (Read 8813 times)

Offline Louzie0

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50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« on: November 24, 2011, 07:23:14 PM »
Just a tinselly-sparkling thread to get away from the direness and gloom of other parts of this board...for about 3 posts?

R. Dunne ....naughty or nice?  This season, nice, so a pie.

G. Agbonlahor...always nice, so a midfielder who passes to him with pinpoint precision and defenders who fall over in awe at his skills.  Or another pair of boots, perhaps in green.

A.McLeish...nice, so a Roy Of The Rovers annual and a new set of coloured pens for the flip chart.

Villa Ladies....nice, so smellies - girls like those.

Wee Barry...nice until proved naughty so a copy of the Highway code and socks.

I'm looking through the letters and I'm struggling to find someone who's been naughty...

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Offline Legion

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2011, 07:43:54 PM »
Alex McLeish.
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Offline Louzie0

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2011, 07:51:15 PM »
ok, naughty against spurs but on balance we're still eighth so...the annual and the pens are still in the stocking.  For now.
(Gosh, not even 3 posts...)
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Offline Legion

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2011, 07:53:28 PM »
Shay Given: nice, so a runners-up medal for Euro2012.
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2011, 08:06:52 PM »
Randy: Naughty, so he gets a Villa season ticket.

Gabby: Nice, Karma Sutra and 1000 boxes of condoms.
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Offline Chipsticks

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2011, 09:00:54 PM »
Quote from: PeterWithesShin on November 24, 2011, 08:06:52 PM
Gabby: Nice, Karma Sutra and 1000 boxes of condoms.

Crackin' image I've got in my head now, cheers mate.

ಠ_ಠ



Also, I'd give a big fat lump of 'effort' for Stephen Ireland, some heading ability to Warnock, and a peach of a first goal for N'Zogbia.
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Offline Zhong Yi

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2011, 03:10:35 AM »
and don't forget to send Steward Downing a box of mincer pies
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Offline Simba

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2011, 10:40:18 AM »
Daren Bent - Binoculars. So he can see what the midfield are doing.
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Offline Simba

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2011, 10:45:21 AM »
Alex McLeish - Charlie Buchans Football Annual 1963.  So he can begin to catch up on modern tactical team formations.
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Offline VillaAlways

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2011, 10:45:57 AM »
Quote from: Simba on November 25, 2011, 10:40:18 AM
Daren Bent - Binoculars. So he can see what the midfield are doing.
Chortle
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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2011, 10:48:30 AM »
The crowd: attractive, attacking football and an FA Cup final win.



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Offline Simba

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2011, 10:53:10 AM »
Randy Lerner - A Manager.
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Offline midnite

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2011, 11:03:51 AM »
Darren bent, nice - two friendship bracelets. He can give one to gabby so they can be football friends for ever and ever and ever and score many goals together for many seasons to come at VP
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Offline Vanilla

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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2011, 03:19:54 PM »
Quote from: midnite on November 25, 2011, 11:03:51 AM
Darren bent, nice - two friendship bracelets. He can give one to gabby so they can be football friends for ever and ever and ever and score many goals together for many seasons to come at VP

I think Darren is contacting Santa as we speak to clarify what he meant by 'a club going places', in his wish list last Christmas.
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Re: 50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2011, 03:24:09 PM »
Warnock and Collins: A Tom-Tom Sat-Nav... Might sort out their diabolical positioning.

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