Reasons to be Cheerful?

[Dante Lavelli]

So to conclude, the current reasons for being cheerful are wanking and cartoons?

[not3bad]

I'm off on holiday tomorrow.  A week of Sun, sea and swimming in Majorca!  I'm cheerful!

[The Laughing Policeman]

Four weeks ago I met my older sister for the first time. (Me 65, She 68). We didn't even know she existed six months ago.
It's a long story and nothing to do with football. But it has made me very cheerful indeed.

[Concrete John]

So to conclude, the current reasons for being cheerful are wanking and cartoons?

I'm about to move in with my girlfriend and am genuinely concerned about where I can fit these two essentials in from now on.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I'm confused but happy.
Does that help?

[Olneythelonely]

Oh come on, surely everyone who uses the internet regularly empties their gonads?

Do they type one-handed then?

Who types when they are wanking?

Soapy tit wank doesn't type itself.

[K3Villa]

Four weeks ago I met my older sister for the first time. (Me 65, She 68). We didn't even know she existed six months ago.
It's a long story and nothing to do with football. But it has made me very cheerful indeed.

Congrats! Hope all goes well.

[K3Villa]

Oh come on, surely everyone who uses the internet regularly empties their gonads?

Do they type one-handed then?

Who types when they are wanking?

Soapy tit wank doesn't type itself.

Soapy Titchmarsh
Alan Titwank.

[pauliewalnuts]

Four weeks ago I met my older sister for the first time. (Me 65, She 68). We didn't even know she existed six months ago.
It's a long story and nothing to do with football. But it has made me very cheerful indeed.

What a nce story.

Shows that lots of things are far, far more important than football.

[Chris Smith]

Am I reading this correctly, a number you are happy because you're emptying your gonads on your food?

[SoccerHQ]

Jenas will be another Sidwell imo. Goal threat from midfield but little else.

More looking forward to McLeish working with Hutton, coaxed the best out of him playing for Rangers and Scotland.

Oh and at least we're not Everton.

[Simba]

Four weeks ago I met my older sister for the first time. (Me 65, She 68). We didn't even know she existed six months ago.
It's a long story and nothing to do with football. But it has made me very cheerful indeed.

Bloody brilliant! Slightly out of context it is true. But fantastic story.
Erm - is her name - Simpson?

Congrats! Hope all goes well.

[Surrey Villain]

So to conclude, the current reasons for being cheerful are wanking and cartoons?

I'm about to move in with my girlfriend and am genuinely concerned about where I can fit these two essentials in from now on.

Hopefully you will only still have a need to watch cartoons!

[not3bad]

So to conclude, the current reasons for being cheerful are wanking and cartoons?

I'm about to move in with my girlfriend and am genuinely concerned about where I can fit these two essentials in from now on.

Hopefully you will only still have a need to watch cartoons!

... because your gonads will be empty.

[Risso]

Four weeks ago I met my older sister for the first time. (Me 65, She 68). We didn't even know she existed six months ago.
It's a long story and nothing to do with football. But it has made me very cheerful indeed.

Congrats! Hope all goes well.

Same thing happened to me two years ago.  A half-sister I never knew I had, who turned out to be a blue-nose.