Trust me: the beer's great. Also a wide selection of whines and spirits.
"whines"? Get enough on here thanks.
Oh yeah, Its specially fermented out in the Riga area of Bulgaria, whereby the grapes are crushed between the lily white thighs of virgin girls, the girls find this so erotic when the grapes burst open that they "whine" and moan with desire.
You should holiday there, i do every year and i take with me a 3 zillion megabit memory card for my camcorder.