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Offline TimTheVillain

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Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« on: August 21, 2011, 11:58:45 AM »
....was HOT yesterday, HOT and tasted like piss.

I tried to exchange for a cold one, but no-go, they were all HOT !

Act and together comes to mind, thank God is wasn't a hot day !

Winge over !
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Offline Apyadg

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2011, 11:59:50 AM »
That's why you should drink a fine ale that doesn't have to numb your taste buds so you can't taste it ;)

It's at this point when discussing beer than I'm usually called a twat.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2011, 12:08:53 PM by Apyadg »
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Offline The Man With A Stick

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2011, 12:02:49 PM »
Fosters?  Ugh.

Weren't they selling Heineken last season?
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Offline pig

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2011, 12:40:47 PM »
I love how in the UK you can get a warm coke and cold sausage roll. No idea how they do it.
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Offline Fergal

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2011, 01:12:32 PM »
Quote from: Apyadg on August 21, 2011, 11:59:50 AM
That's why you should drink a fine ale that doesn't have to numb your taste buds so you can't taste it ;)

It's at this point when discussing beer than I'm usually called a twat.
Twat :)
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Offline martin

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2011, 02:19:00 PM »
I'm intrigued as to why you would have wanted a cold Fosters that tasted liker piss.
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Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2011, 03:06:35 PM »
You want a pint that's cold AND doesn't taste like piss? Fussy bastard.
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Offline martin

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2011, 03:27:02 PM »
I can't remember so well from the 80s ads. Was it Fosters or Castlemaine that was the amber neck-tie?
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Offline Des Little

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2011, 03:42:32 PM »
I had a Fosters too.  It's a fcuking horrible lager.
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Offline TimTheVillain

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2011, 05:32:16 PM »
Quote from: martin on August 21, 2011, 02:19:00 PM
I'm intrigued as to why you would have wanted a cold Fosters that tasted liker piss.

HOT Fosters tastes like piss, COLD Fosters has a different taste.

Go figure !
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Online Dave

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2011, 06:06:06 PM »
Quote from: TimTheVillain on August 21, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
Quote from: martin on August 21, 2011, 02:19:00 PM
I'm intrigued as to why you would have wanted a cold Fosters that tasted liker piss.

HOT Fosters tastes like piss, COLD Fosters has a different taste.
Cold piss?
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Offline Risso

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2011, 06:26:12 PM »
Australian lager is horrible.  Fizzy yellow piss.
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Offline Phil from the upper holte

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2011, 06:50:45 PM »
I hate fosters also but warm fosters that's not on, someone should complain to the general...oh
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Offline TimTheVillain

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2011, 06:56:10 PM »
Quote from: Dave on August 21, 2011, 06:06:06 PM
Quote from: TimTheVillain on August 21, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
Quote from: martin on August 21, 2011, 02:19:00 PM
I'm intrigued as to why you would have wanted a cold Fosters that tasted liker piss.

HOT Fosters tastes like piss, COLD Fosters has a different taste.
Cold piss?

Undefinable, not beer as we know it !

And the staff, gormlessosity personified.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2011, 06:58:49 PM by TimTheVillain »
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Offline flybo

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Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2011, 07:28:10 PM »
Fosters is like making love in a canoe. Close to water
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