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Topic: Caption competition (Read 9733 times)
PeterWithesShin
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GM : 17.03.2015
Re: Caption competition
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Reply #15 on:
July 25, 2011, 09:15:36 PM »
"Sunderland fans still think I play for them, deluded twats."
"I didn't know Barry Bannan wore glasses, he's taller than I thought he was as well."
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villarob
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Reply #16 on:
July 25, 2011, 09:38:27 PM »
Villa's new forward line; We won once, long time since
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Jimbo
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Posts: 11606
Location: Hell
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Reply #17 on:
July 25, 2011, 09:39:42 PM »
"Hands up who thinks Stewart Downing's an ungrateful, disloyal, bottling, rat-faced maggot."
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Surrey Villain
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Posts: 636
Location: Now Malvern. Over The Hill. Must change my name?
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Reply #18 on:
July 25, 2011, 09:41:06 PM »
Will somebody please remove this lad's finger from up my arse?
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D.boy
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Posts: 7354
Location: Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
GM : Jan, 2013
Re: Caption competition
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Reply #19 on:
July 25, 2011, 09:53:13 PM »
So that's where my G spot is.
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DeKuip
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Posts: 2153
Re: Caption competition
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Reply #20 on:
July 25, 2011, 09:57:48 PM »
"I'm wearing my wife's knickers"
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KRS
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Posts: 6687
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Reply #21 on:
July 25, 2011, 10:45:53 PM »
"Chess? Here...use my shirt"
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Mellin
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Posts: 1440
Age: 36
Location: Leicestershire
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Reply #22 on:
July 25, 2011, 10:50:01 PM »
Newly installed Villa Park roulette table is a massive success.
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KRS
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July 25, 2011, 10:53:24 PM »
"Get your new Wirra shirts 'ere...come with flee chess board. No? Won buy DVD?"
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mattjpa
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Posts: 1756
Location: Middle Earth
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Reply #24 on:
July 25, 2011, 11:07:36 PM »
Ash-ree young, my hero!
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olaftab
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Posts: 39929
Location: Castle Bromwich
GM : 12.06.2024
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Reply #25 on:
July 25, 2011, 11:16:38 PM »
"So him no look bent...look very much straight to me?" said in a Chinese accent.
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Lobsterboy
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Posts: 806
Location: Stretford, Too Close To Old Trafford For Comfort
Re: Caption competition
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Reply #26 on:
July 25, 2011, 11:17:22 PM »
What do you mean that's my new strike partner; I thought it was a Michael McIntyre lookalike Lady Boy!
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Mister E
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Posts: 16627
Location: Mostly the Republic of Yorkshire (N)
GM : 16.02.2025
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July 25, 2011, 11:57:55 PM »
DB: "So I've just dropped a turd down the back of the lad in the check shirt and he thinks it was the bonzo with the bins behind me!"
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Mister E
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July 25, 2011, 11:59:11 PM »
DB: "The Michael McIntyre lookalike still can't believe the size of my cock!"
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Brian Taylor
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Posts: 5711
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July 26, 2011, 02:37:57 AM »
600m football mad supporters in China out of 2bn population. That is where the money is.
Good luck against Blackburn and hope they roast Chelsea.
They'll probably be in The Dublin Jack during rest and recreation and Shatin races over weekend. God wish I was there.
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