THIS SEASON's PENALTY TAKER

[Des Little]

Next week's poll....who would you prefer to shag?

1.  Nora Batty
2.  Susan Boyle
3.  Jennifer Anniston
4.  Ann Widdecombe

[Deano's Mullet]

Shaun Teale

[cdbearsfan]

Next week's poll....who would you prefer to shag?

1.  Nora Batty
2.  Susan Boyle
3.  Jennifer Anniston
4.  Ann Widdecombe

Hard one to call. Lots of men like a lady who'll let them put it up the Batty.

[villa `cross the mersey]

Apparantly the club is so concerned with the poor take up of season tickets for next season that consideration is being given to having a raffle before each game  - All seat numbers will be entered into a huge tombola box and a winning number will be drawn by the President Emeritus.
The winner will be entitled to take a penalty for the boys in the event of one being awarded. Obviously you will be kitted out in the new strip sponsored by Genting.
If you score you will be able to share a post match meal with The General, HDE and the Prime Minister.
Should more than one penalty be awarded you will be asked to nominate one of the players currently on the field of play to take it - if they score they have to give you 50% of their week`s pay and allow you to use the swimming pool at their home in leafy Barnt Green that week.
Anyone missing a penalty will be forced to spend a week as HDE`s driver and satisfy his every need - usually massaging his huge ego. 

[sg]

Seriously, who voted Shay Given?

[darren woolley]

It's got to be Bent for me.

[N'ZMAV]

Not Gabby.

[Hookeysmith]

Lets face it without Ash diving into the box we probably wont get that many this year

[Newquay_AVFC]

Bent.

[N'ZMAV]

Lets face it without Ash diving into the box we probably wont get that many this year

Excellent point.

[Simon Ward]

Has to be Bent, if he is on the pitch!

[UsualSuspect]

And for reserve I'd give it to Warnock.

But if you give it Warnock who is going to fill in crater and pay for half the penalty area to be be re-turfed?

[Phil from the upper holte]

Bent, just don't miss like you did at Sunderland

[Concrete John]

At first I thought this was a pretty pointless thread as Bent is the overwhelmingly obvious choice, but the post above about Sunderland got me thinking - has he ever been a penalty taker?

There are plenty of good forwards who aren't good penalty takers, so does anyone know what his record from the spot is like?

[Phil from the upper holte]

I'm not sure John but I know his missed 2 in a game im sure it was against Spurs