NOT The Generals thread

[Rip Van We Go Again]

As you may know, we haven't heard much off the General lately, but as luck would have it I do possess certain psychotic powers, so I am more than happy to use them on the General to get your questions answered.*

Fire away.

* No liability should one of his answers lead you into being arrested and/or losing your home.

[pauliewalnuts]

General Sir

Who do you fancy for the NFL this year?

What's your take on the chances of the Arkansas Bumblefucks this season? They've got a pretty strong roster!

I'm a life long San Diego Goatfisters fan myself.

[Legion]

General, Sir, is RVB really psychotic or is he just psychic?

[Risso]

Fletcher

Who would win a fight between a tyrannosaurus rex and 10 polar bears?

[not3bad]

General, why oh why oh why oh why have I said why oh so many times?

[Breezeblock]

General Fletcher - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Witton Warrior]

General, Sir, is RVB really psychotic or is he just psychic?

Psychotic methinks ;-)

[Rip Van We Go Again]

General krulak here:

1. pauliebentnuts - The NFL? Green bay Packers for me this time, the offense is looking real good and the coach is on the money.
Arkansas Bumlefucks and San Diego Goatfisters?
Is that an English joke?
I'm not sure exactly what you mean by that, if you're trying to have a go at me, well that's all well and fine, my shoulders are broad, but coming out with slang names for professional football teams insults Randy and the board and YOU might just as well have taken a dump on the Villa crest and the American flag.
I'm not one to rake over the ashes, but you would do well to remember who saved your ass in WW2.

2. Legion - Good to hear you are well, I recall meeting you last season after that meteorite had just hit your car.
Is RVB psychotic?
He sure must be spending time on here with you guys.

3. Risso - I noticed you put the name of 'Fletcher' before your question. It's clear you wouldn't ask me a question about polar bears directly to my face, I would ask you to get your tanks off my lawn and give me the same respect that you would expect yourself.
If you really want to know the answer to that one, I suggest you give Nicola Keye a call, she's just returned back into work after an unfortunate 6 weeks off with stress induced by multiple phone enquiries from irate supporters.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

General,
Do you know the time it takes after eating asparagus to turn your piss stinky? My personal best is 4 minutes 35 seconds. Can you beat that or are you a gay?

[Rip Van We Go Again]

General krulak here:

1. Not3bad - Good to hear that you're so happy with our efforts that you're speaking in tongues. Top guy!

2. Breezebent - I have said on NUMEROUS OCCASIONS that I can and will not get into any dialogue about woodchucks. On too many occasions i've ended up 'burnt' by the local media on this one.

3. Morriseybentybenty - I have raised the issue of 'stinky piss' with our catering Manager regarding asparagus, he's promised me an answer in the next couple of days.

[Mazrim]

General, when the real general makes sure you can only brush your teeth through your anus and never again know life without the bittersweet kiss of agony, can I have your car?

[Olneythelonely]

Alright Gen, how's it going?

Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?

Olners

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[PeterWithesShin]

Gen K, with Downing and Young making the trek up north it does beg the question, which Star Trek Next Gen?

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

General, what won't Nicky Keye do?

[Vancouver]

General,

Will the pies be hot this season?