Positives for next season

[Rip Van We Go Again]

24. Being tall I get quite cramped in the Upper North, i'll now be able to stretch my legs out over a few seats.

25. No queues for refreshments

26. It will remind me of those carefree, halcyon days of my youth - 1987.

[TheSandman]

27) It will not be anything like as bad as some of the doom merchants will have us believe.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

23) Darren Bent becoming the first Villa player in absolutely ages to score 20 league goals

He'll struggle to do that without the supply line of Downing and Young.

[jibba81]

23) Darren Bent becoming the first Villa player in absolutely ages to score 20 league goals

Listed in the papers as *includes 8 goals whilst playing for Aston Villa

[Walmley_Villa]

I'll be able to move to better seats in the Holte thanks to all the non-renewers just as I did in Dollys last Summer.

[Toronto Villa]

27) It will not be anything like as bad as some of the doom merchants will have us believe.

I always get the picture of the doom merchants sitting in a corner of dark room muttering to themselves while rocking back and forth. The room has smooth surfaces, contains nothing they can hang or cut themselves with for their own good. The windows are barred. Light rarely gets in. With complete randomness they'll shout "Fuck off you nose McLeish", or "Just sell the club Randy", and then go back to their little world of misery.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Watching Fletch and Paulie trying to out-do Risso with negativity. Fucking wonderful, can't wait! Bring it on, girls.

[Percy McCarthy]

28) We will still be the greatest football club in the world.
29) We may well rediscover our long-standing tradition of pro-active, rebellious support.
30) H&V (mag and website) should be interesting reading.

[pauliewalnuts]

Watching Fletch and Paulie trying to out-do Risso with negativity. Fucking wonderful, can't wait! Bring it on, girls.

30) No more of Kelly banging on endlessly about why Houllier should bring in Patrice Bergues.

[PeterWithesShin]

Watching Fletch and Paulie trying to out-do Risso with negativity. Fucking wonderful, can't wait! Bring it on, girls.

Oh no, not that tiresome "OMG! You're such drama queens!" whilst hiding your own miseryarsedness!

Look at ya, bunch of bloody drama queens if you ask me.

[Concrete John]

27) It will not be anything like as bad as some of the doom merchants will have us believe.

I always get the picture of the doom merchants sitting in a corner of dark room muttering to themselves while rocking back and forth. The room has smooth surfaces, contains nothing they can hang or cut themselves with for their own good. The windows are barred. Light rarely gets in. With complete randomness they'll shout "Fuck off you nose McLeish", or "Just sell the club Randy", and then go back to their little world of misery.

You forgot that the room also has a computer with internet connection.

[Toronto Villa]

23) Darren Bent becoming the first Villa player in absolutely ages to score 20 league goals

He'll struggle to do that without the supply line of Downing and Young.

We have to replace them. As well as Ash and Downing did there was also lots of times their crosses were absolutely dire. I think Albrighton will come on, and we need someone like N'Zogbia too. We might also look to play more through the middle and not rely so much on wingers.

[pauliewalnuts]

31) The blokes who sit in the three or four rows behind me are the most miserable, moaniest fuckers you'll ever meet. I reckon at least half of them won't renew now.


_{I love them really, they're very funny, so this is actually a bad thing :-(}

[Toronto Villa]

27) It will not be anything like as bad as some of the doom merchants will have us believe.

I always get the picture of the doom merchants sitting in a corner of dark room muttering to themselves while rocking back and forth. The room has smooth surfaces, contains nothing they can hang or cut themselves with for their own good. The windows are barred. Light rarely gets in. With complete randomness they'll shout "Fuck off you nose McLeish", or "Just sell the club Randy", and then go back to their little world of misery.

You forgot that the room also has a computer with internet connection.

with a reinforced keyboard to account for their fits of rage. The monitor is behind thick plexiglass so that they can't smash it when the red mist comes down.

[Concrete John]

32)  we'll no longer hear "It's all Martin's fault" after every defeat.