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Author Topic: Caption Competition?  (Read 9775 times)

Offline hawkeye

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2011, 11:43:01 PM »
I said "if we go down get rid of him",
Karen heard"" if we get rid  go down on him.

She thinks his name is Bubbles far fucks sake

Offline atomicjam

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2011, 11:46:33 PM »
'At least we have the Gala Dinner to look forward to..'

Offline Leighton

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2011, 11:47:06 PM »
David- word in y’shell like, just had a wonderful thought. We can hike the prices of season tickets because instead of 19 home games we now have 23 games to fleece them sorry fuckers next season. Happy days!

Offline DeKuip

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2011, 11:51:06 PM »
"I'm wearing my wife's knickers"

Offline Louzie0

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2011, 11:55:09 PM »


Picture from bbc.co.uk

I think the Michael Jackson lifesize tribute has just fallen over - did you forget the blutac?

Offline Greg N'Ash

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2011, 12:10:49 AM »
"ON I said. i wanted to go down ON 11 fannies not WITH........

Offline PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2011, 01:09:37 AM »
Start the helicopter....

Offline cheltenhamlion

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2011, 01:20:43 AM »
If I have told you once, I have told you a hundred facking times, get off my booster seat. You are not big, not clever, you just look that way when you tower over my horrible, little, poxy corpse.

Offline black pearl of inchicore

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2011, 01:26:14 AM »
This january sale lark is doing my head in...
Went to Boots they don't sell boots,
Went to Currys they don't sell curry,
Went to Selfridges they don't sell fridges,
And that Virgin Megastore,what a fucn let down that was........

Offline olaftab

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2011, 11:39:29 PM »
At the Virgin Megastore some one came and took the entire stock for Osama bin Laden!

Offline *shellac*

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2011, 06:37:21 AM »
"Spurs 6 Last crock of shit we ran 0"

Online Ian.

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2011, 10:56:40 PM »


Picture from bbc.co.uk
Tell Randy Learner I'll give him all my porn if he interviews McCleash just for a laugh

Offline Villanation

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2011, 11:01:52 PM »
Suck my thumb!!!!

Offline Nirog72

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #43 on: June 14, 2011, 11:05:40 PM »
You stink of piss.

Offline The Man With A Stick

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Re: Caption Competition?
« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2011, 11:14:51 PM »
"I've seen Cilla Black's cock!"

 


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