Witty football songs.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

There must be loads over the years.

Galway United.......You'll never walk in Athlone.

Walsall......Take me down  Wednesbury Road.

Westham fans at Liverpool circa 2000-02........We've got Di Canio, you've got our stereo.

Man City fans at Sheff Utd in 1990s (as they drifted down to the 3rd division)..........Home fans sang "We hate Wednesday", City fans responded "We hate Saturday".

Millwall fans intended song to female away followers when some bright spark was trying to arrange a home pre-season friendly against an Iranian team........"Get your faces out for the lads".
 

[FrankyH]

I am a linesman for Notts County.

[TheMitaCopier]

fc united fans singing to 2 coppers 'we paid for your hats, what a waste of council tax' 

[willywombat]

Villa fans to Ipswich fans away at Portman Rd ,  " Going down, going down, going down'   Ipswich fans in response, 'So are we, so are we, so are we'

[Legion]

Two Andy Gorams.

[Legion]

You can stick your f*cking German up your arse. (Villa fans to Spurs when Klinsmann played at VP and we beat them. Was it his debut?)

[Exeter 77]

You can stick your f*cking German up your arse. (Villa fans to Spurs when Klinsmann played at VP and we beat them. Was it his debut?)

Was that the game when Bosnich nearly killed him with a Schumacher-esque tackle? If it was that was January 1995 I think - the same night Cantona jumped into the crowd at Selhurst Park. I remember Villa fans standing on their seats, arms outstretched sing the theme to 'The Dambusters'.

[russon]

he's got a pineapple on 'is 'ed to Jason Lee used to be good as did the pelters we gave Ray Wilkins on the last day at QPR one season, general songs about his hair loss and he couldn't take it

[eamonn]

I thought Ray was a mild-mannered fella. What did he do?

[OzVilla]

''The wheels on your house go round and round''.

Usually aimed at Dingles, Knuckledraggers etc.

[russon]

I thought Ray was a mild-mannered fella. What did he do?

Well you know how the away end is virtually on the pitch at Loftus Rd? He was their corner taker and was standing over the ball waiting to take one when there was a fairly sustained break in play. He just took so much stick for being bald and after trying to pretend he couldn't hear us he started shaking his head in disgust as if we'd insulted his grandmother...which made him a marked man every time he touched the ball thereafter. It was the last away game of the season (I think, certainly a roasting hot day) so everyone was in good spirits and he was a very welcome target.

Perfect corner taker Wilkins when you think about it, you have to kick the ball backwards.

[Ger Regan]

There must be loads over the years.

Galway United.......You'll never walk in Athlone.

I have to ask, how did you find out about this one?

[eric woolban woolban]

Park Park where ever you may be.
You eat rats in your home country.
But it could be worse, you could be Scouse.
Eating rats in your council house.

[The Left Side]

Park Park where ever you may be.
You eat rats in your home country.
But it could be worse, you could be Scouse.
Eating rats in your council house.

That made me chuckle

[Legion]

He'll Shoot, He'll Score

He'll Eat Ya Labrador

JI-SUNG PARK!!!!!!!