Image rights for players.Shirt sales, at least 2 every season, (or half a season for us) having to pay extra for a PL badge. Different font letters for European games.Players being signed on big money, then players being transferred to lower the wage bill, playing youngsters not beacuse they are good enough, but because they are cheaper. Shipping out players on loan to cut down on the wage bill. Stephen Ireland.Approved list of sponsors. Club Wembley.Changing the club badge on a regular basis.Being known as AVFC.Club paving stones.Seat exchange non refundable booking fees.Setanta/ESPN/BSKYBBeing asked to leave your season ticket seat because you are now a pensioner.Category 1 matches, or category A.being sponsored by E-ONSoccer AMchanging from four divisions called 1, 2, 3 and 4.opta stats4th place6th place"Champions League" final between 2 teams that have finished 4th.Qatar.oh, and Gerard Houllier.
My faith in football was completely restored last Tuesday.Stourbridge 4-3 LeamingtonInjury time winner, a terrace melee, chicken curry and chips (£2), a proper ground, excellent beer on the way there and back.Marvellous, I almost wanted to give them more money on the way out (almost!).
No Waggon WheelsNo packets of Fish and ChipsThe bovril comes with a lid on it.... a lid! Jeeeezsus!Nobody pisses themselves because it's too hard to get to the bog anymore.You never see a player chuck his guts up after 25 minutesOr a player with man tits for that matter, except Richard Dunne and he was the first since Steve Sims.The pitch is like a bowling green, that's not conducive to Derby County esque goal mouth scrambles where a club footed Cascarino scores the winner.I honestly miss all of the above. 40k a week and they spending half their time jacking off into a web cam. It's a mixed up world.Bar implementing a wage cap or NFL style draft the monopoly will just continue.
I remeber when it was all fields round here.