Re the reporter who was literally banned from Mancland, I believe it was Neil Custis. I heard a story, which I fervently hope to be true, that Custis was banned from all their official press conferences for some slight against Fergie or his team.
His brother (Shaun?) was also a journalist for another daily rag and asked a question of the knight of the realm before some big game or another. Fergie thought he recognised him and went apeshit, pointing out that Custis had been banned from all of their media love-ins. Shaun Custis pointed out that it was in fact his brother Neil who was banned, to which Fergie replied “Well you can fuck off, you’re banned too. There are too many fucking Custises in this world.”