Always remember the Cup semi in 2000
I drove to Wembley (big mistake) and found myself in a huge queue of traffic approaching the stadium
I was alongside this minibus full of Bolton fans and they had the slide door open facing me (it must have a been a nice day). The minibus was full of what I would term fairly harmless family types but this woman leaned out of the open slide door and gave me terrible abuse through my open car window in the broadest Bolton accent possible.
I just looked at her deadpan, waited for her to finish and said to her 'I'm sorry, I didn't understand a word of that. Do you speak English as I'm looking for Wembley and am not sure where it is?'
Doesn't translate on here as very funny I know but it was priceless as put downs go and completely shut her up. She just didn't know what to say in responsse...