Where do you intend to be this Sunday afternoon by 4pm ?
For me I have every intention of going to bed, locking the door and staying there.
All televisions, radio and wireless devices and internet connections will be shut off. All incoming e mail will be marked to go to spam. Answering message services on both landlines and mobiles stopped. Windows tightly closed to stop any noise from neighbours who may be watching sporting events on TVs, or carrier pigeons gaining access. In short I will be totally uncontactable by any means.
My other half will be given instructions that about 7pm to turn the TV on sound down and check BBC teletext, page 302, go to results. If this says Arsenal have won, she may then gently knock on the door to advise me of the fact. If it is anything else then leave me be.
Whatever the outcome (there is only one isnt there??), I will in any case avoid all local news media on the Monday especially Midlands Today and the Birmingham Mail.