Wembley Ticket FAQs

[VillaAlways]

Oh will somebody PLEASE post this on a knuckledragger forum.

You'd need to make sure your tetanus was up to date first

[pauliewalnuts]

Why spend that much time and effort bothering to take the piss out of them? I couldnt give a monkeys about them

Because taking the piss out of them is very amusing, and they're such an easy, always obliging target.

I've already forwarded it on to half a dozen people. Very good.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Good work, fella.

May I humbly offer an alternative reply to Question 1 following last weekends game at Upton Park:

1) How many tickets have we been allocated for the final? Due to the demand of our away support, 343 tickets have been made available.

[Surrey Villain]

Oh will somebody PLEASE post this on a knuckledragger forum.  That'd be hilarious reading all their angry posts.

I doubt it.  They'd probably think its official.

[usav]

5) The fixture list on my wall says we are playing Chelsea the day before the final. When do the tickets for that go on sale, as I’d like to make a weekend of it in London? We don’t normally sell tickets for away league games.

That had me laughing out loud.

Very good.

Bloody hell Pauline, it had my eyes burning after reading your quote - what happened!?

[villajk]

sorry, I tried to change the print but it got too complicated - well, it didn't but I was in a hurry. 

I'll try now that I have lots of time.*



*Changed the font.  Much easier on the eye now.

[VillaAlways]

Oh will somebody PLEASE post this on a knuckledragger forum.  That'd be hilarious reading all their angry posts.

I doubt it.  They'd probably think its official.

Genuine LOL

[The Man With A Stick]

Good work, I like it.

[mr woo]

Very funny,  printed and left on a Nose colleagues desk to pick up in the morning.

Could I also offer an addition to number 8?

 Will I be able to take my knitting into the ground like I do at home games?

Haven’t you finished that sweater for Barry Fry yet Doris? Besides, best not to knit during the game as there's a possibility someone may be in the adjacent seat for a change and therefore elbow room will be more limited than at St Andrews.

[Pete3206]

Very good

Any nose with an intelligence level above an amoeba, would probably find that amusing and shrug it off. After all, they're in a cup final.

But you just know the knuckle dragging element will get upset about it. Good.

[TopDeck113]

Good effort. 

[Phil from the upper holte]

I've had a shit day that made me laugh

Especially the bit about Chelsea the day before

[cheltenhamlion]

Do you know, a nose asked me down. Club Wembley for the game and England rugby the day before. Now I fancy the rugby...

I would cross continets to watch us, I wouldn't cross the road to watch those ******!

[Grande Pablo]

Did I not also hear somewhere that 'Big Eck' has named the team he thinks are capable of lifting the League Cup?

Arsenal.

[Nev]

Do you know, a nose asked me down. Club Wembley for the game and England rugby the day before. Now I fancy the rugby...

I would cross continets to watch us, I wouldn't cross the road to watch those c***s!

I find it painful to watch them on the telly, never mind live in the company of so many Villa haters. I never understood the stories of Villa fans going to Wembley for the Shard End Glass Shield, I can't imagine anything worse than spending a day with that lot on the piss. I'd rather talk football with Ronnie Irani.