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Author Topic: Situation Vacant  (Read 8493 times)

Online dave.woodhall

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Situation Vacant
« on: February 03, 2011, 03:49:19 PM »
A position has arisen in the direct sales and marketing team of a prestigious matchday publication. PM me if you'd like to join our happy band.
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Offline Lucky Eddie

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2011, 04:00:10 PM »
Is the company car a montego?
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Offline ozzjim

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2011, 04:02:36 PM »
Who did you fire Dave? Wasn't for sexist comments about female fanzine distributors was it?
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Offline Irreverent ad

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2011, 04:04:37 PM »
Is the matchday publication Razzle? Always buy after a loss....makes me feel better!

If so any perks?
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Offline richl

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2011, 04:37:19 PM »
Can i work from home????
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Offline TimTheVillain

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2011, 04:45:47 PM »
Have you got a deal with Big Terry ? - i.e. 'all you can eat burgers' as remuneration ?
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Online Eckybloke

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2011, 04:54:37 PM »
Do I get travelling expenses from Dundee?
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Offline D.boy

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2011, 05:10:54 PM »
Those applying must be water resistant and have current life insurance cover.
A CSE in maths is an advantage.
Those with previous "hard sell" experience will go to the front of the queue.
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Offline Fergal

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2011, 06:22:39 PM »
Quote from: D.boy on February 03, 2011, 05:10:54 PM
Those applying must be water resistant and have current life insurance cover.
A CSE in maths is an advantage.
Those with previous "hard sell" experience will go to the front of the queue.

Yea the front of the queue at the bar....
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Offline Legion

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2011, 07:04:50 PM »
Quote from: dave.woodhall on February 03, 2011, 03:49:19 PM
A position has arisen in the direct sales and marketing team of a prestigious matchday publication. PM me if you'd like to join our happy band.

What have you sacked me for?
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Online dave.woodhall

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2011, 10:00:50 PM »
Quote from: Legion on February 03, 2011, 07:04:50 PM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on February 03, 2011, 03:49:19 PM
A position has arisen in the direct sales and marketing team of a prestigious matchday publication. PM me if you'd like to join our happy band.

What have you sacked me for?

You haven't been sacked, you're being given an assistant.
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Offline joe_c

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2011, 10:14:32 PM »
Quote from: dave.woodhall on February 03, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Legion on February 03, 2011, 07:04:50 PM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on February 03, 2011, 03:49:19 PM
A position has arisen in the direct sales and marketing team of a prestigious matchday publication. PM me if you'd like to join our happy band.

What have you sacked me for?

You haven't been sacked, you're being given an assistant.

Can you get one on a YTS?
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Offline WALTERS WARRIORS

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2011, 02:13:35 AM »
Would me letting you sleep with my misses, push me to the front of the queue ?
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Offline Legion

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2011, 06:59:59 AM »
Quote from: dave.woodhall on February 03, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Legion on February 03, 2011, 07:04:50 PM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on February 03, 2011, 03:49:19 PM
A position has arisen in the direct sales and marketing team of a prestigious matchday publication. PM me if you'd like to join our happy band.

What have you sacked me for?

You haven't been sacked, you're being given an assistant.

God help him/her.
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Offline UK Redsox

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Re: Situation Vacant
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2011, 08:31:20 AM »
I will continue in my capacity as Legion's unofficial sales assistant.

I am sure that a detailed statistical analysis would show that his sales dramatically increase when I'm stood by him.
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