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Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2011, 04:10:59 PM »
Quote from: Chris Jameson on January 27, 2011, 04:09:48 PM
Quote from: Rip Van Bentfletch on January 27, 2011, 04:08:56 PM
Beckham stubs toe at Spurs training ground.

Beckham doesn't stub toe at Spurs training ground.

Ian Holloway demands percentage of Beckham's stubbed toe
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Offline nico2708

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2011, 04:11:59 PM »
small heath decline carling cup final berth as they don't know where wembley is
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Offline Dr Butler

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2011, 04:13:00 PM »
39th game to be held on moon.........
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Offline N'ZMAV

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2011, 04:16:15 PM »
Sven has fucked Posh Spice.
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Offline Mazrim

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2011, 04:18:30 PM »
Holloway found walking upright on two legs, on Youtube.
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Offline Dr Butler

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2011, 04:18:36 PM »
Quote from: NZMAV on January 27, 2011, 04:16:15 PM
Sven has fucked Posh Spice.

blimey whats Sven ever done to you ?
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Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2011, 04:18:45 PM »
Quote from: NZMAV on January 27, 2011, 04:16:15 PM
Sven has fucked Posh Spice.

And afterwards she extended her powerful clawed forelegs and consumed him
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Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2011, 04:20:24 PM »
Alan Green doesn't have an opinion on something?
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Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2011, 04:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Chris Jameson on January 27, 2011, 04:20:24 PM
Alan Green doesn't have an opinion on something?

Alan Green found hanging out the back of Ian Holloway
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Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2011, 04:23:07 PM »
Quote from: damon green on January 27, 2011, 04:21:27 PM
Quote from: Chris Jameson on January 27, 2011, 04:20:24 PM
Alan Green doesn't have an opinion on something?

Alan Green found hanging out the back of Ian Holloway

Please be the Alan Green, Colin Murray and Robbie Savage story.
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Offline The Man With A Stick

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2011, 04:24:07 PM »
The awoken sleeping giants of Small Heath are moving down to the new Olympic Stadium, as it's the only site capable of meeting the massive demand for tickets now they're finally been woken from their 135-year slumber.  They're going to extend the stadium and it'll be like 15 Camps Nou stacked on top of each other.

It'll still look shit though.
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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2011, 04:24:56 PM »
Quote from: Dominic22 on January 27, 2011, 04:08:49 PM
Not sure of the truth, but I got a call from a friend who works for a big 6 accountancy firm that Everton near administration is the story. Who knows if it is the truth, seems odd as surely they would be selling there player assets but that is what I was told.

Everton are audited by Deloitte, one of the Big 4 (not 6), and anybody who works there would be too  scared to talk about a client's affairs, as that's grounds for instant dismissal and exclusion from their professional body, plus a hefty fine and possible legal proceedings.
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Offline Mazrim

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2011, 04:29:31 PM »
Man Utd are moving to the Olympic stadium to ease the strain on the railway.
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Offline barrysleftfoot

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2011, 04:31:49 PM »

   Well someones leaked the story to the press though Risso.


   Can't see it being that though.
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Offline Linus

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Re: Major story about to be unleashed???
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2011, 04:32:45 PM »
Quote from: damon green on January 27, 2011, 03:59:49 PM
Holloway found dead with a mouthful of vomit. Not his
Well, you can't dust for vomit...
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