100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant

[Chris Smith]

I think this is quite funny. Most of us spend half an hour trying to remember where we left our keys every time we go out, he didn't even give 5 minutes to where he'd left the bloody car otherwise he'd have been shouting at his missus for not knowing where he'd put it.

[villajk]

Where's the like button.

[OzVilla]

Pennant had 2 Japanese Akita dogs & dumped them on a rehoming trust for dogs when he moved house, didn't pay anything towards them.

What a complete stroker.

[Mazrim]

I wonder why an imbecile piss artist who stole his teammates car and whilst completely mortal, dragged a lampost down the road would abandon a car somewhere and forget about it.

Fucking scum. I hate him.

[pauliewalnuts]

Obviously, it was "I'm going back to England", I need to sort the car, do I:

a. Go through the relatively painless (even for someone clearly as thick as shit like him) process of arranging to have the car shipped back to the UK

b. Drive it back to the UK myself

c. Just leave it where it is and buy a new one when I get home.

What a bell end.

[brontebilly]

Seem to remember him having a good game in a Champions League final not too long ago. Some fall from grace. Fine crosser of the ball but could never beat a player or contribute goals.

[Dr Butler]

He is a tool of the highest order and he fucking dived to win that last minute free kick at Stoke from which they scored from ! (poor defending from us tho)

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[andyh]

This story just emphasises the massive gulf between these overpaid, cossetted, vain and frankly idiotic 'professional' footballers and the real word.
Wanker !!!     

[not3bad]

What a waste of space! Lazy, irksome, twot! It's a shame when players piss away talent. We've had a few specialists at this club over the years.

That reminds me, has Stephen Ireland gone yet?

[Dave Javu]

Bet he's bankrupt by the time he gets to 40.

If he makes it to 40.

[Small Rodent]

This story just emphasises the massive gulf between these overpaid, cossetted, vain and frankly idiotic 'professional' footballers and the real word.
Wanker !!!   

But if we say that about bankers etc. we are all jealous.

[garyfouroaks]

You are all being harsh.

In "Pennant World" taking your car and dumping it at the railway station car park is easier, quicker, and cheaper than calling for a taxi, waiting for it, then paying for the taxi.

[Mazrim]

I have the car now. I said I was his friend and come to pick it up and they believed me because I was hammered and acting like a ******.

Nice motor. Still has a bottle of Chivas Regal in the glove box next to some Peter and Jane books. 2a, 2c and The Three Pigs.

[Risso]

The car in question had a customised licence plate with the number 'P33NNT" on it.

P3NIS would be more appropriate.

[UsualSuspect]

Just got back from Chick King in Nechells, no sign of my Countach