From themeaningevil.com
Birmingham man due in court after Beckham hate slur shock rampage
Tony Banner, 47, of Roach Close, Chelmsley Wood is to be remanded in custody* after a vile, shocking and unprovoked attack in the local Coppice Fish Bar. Stunned witnesses, who were watching a sports news report on the chippie's 27" LCD TV while queueing for fish bits and curry sauce, were still reeling after Villa fan Banner was heard to mutter "Bleeding Nora! It's that Beckham again, E's gerrin' on my tits a bit now. What about the Tunisian crisis, eh?"
I nearly swallowed my Ken's battered sausage
Luckily the quick-thinking owner kept the dangerous offender talking while a civic-minded passing security guard called the police and removed the muzzle from his Rottweiler before unleashing it in self-defence. Mabel Kettle, of Craig Croft told us "It was absolutely despicable: he just went for him out of the blue. I've never seen anything like it. And to think the Queen herself was here to open this shopping centre just 40 years ago. It could have been worse."
*Detectives are expecting to initiate deportation proceedings when Banner comes out of intensive care next month. Beckham was given two days off training after manager 'arry Redknapp was told of the incident, and Tottenham customers will be observing a 45 minute candlelit vigil during the first half of the net three home games.