Step forward Man City chief executive Garry Cook, among other dickheads without a clue about football.
On the off chance you're having a quiet day and are keeping tabs on some supporter opinion may I wish a happy new year to you all.I'm sure as fellow football lovers you are all as equally disgusted as I am by today's announcement from the egg chasers that the Wasps will play their London derby with Harlequins at the end of the month in Abu Dhabi – a place I don't recall ever seeing on a London Underground map.
Why is this called a "London Derby" when Wasps play their home games in High Wycombe ?