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Offline dave.woodhall

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2010, 11:16:48 PM »
Available is the wrong criteria when appointing a manager.

You get the best man for your club regardless of if he is in a job/available.

You get the best man you can get. Some people seem to think there's a law that says if you want a manager really, really badly he has to join.

Offline WikiVilla

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2010, 11:17:58 PM »
Exactly, ie. We want David Moyes, but he'd never join

Offline TheSandman

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2010, 11:19:14 PM »
Available is the wrong criteria when appointing a manager.

You get the best man for your club regardless of if he is in a job/available.

You get the best man you can get. Some people seem to think there's a law that says if you want a manager really, really badly he has to join.

And even then what manager would really, really want to join a club in the relegation mire. Obviously one who was at a lower level and he would be either very bad or a gamble who might prove to be bad.

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2010, 11:22:34 PM »
Or, and this has been overlooked in the rush of knees being jerked, would join a club who sack a manager after three months.

Offline old man villa fan

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2010, 11:24:00 PM »
The most amazing thing has been how many people have suggested we get that cock Allardyce in, with his Bluetooth headset, ProZone and vile 'football'

I don't know about ProZone, I would need Prozac if it was Allardyce.  Second thoughts, save the cost of Prozac, topping myself seems a more appealing thought.

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2010, 11:32:59 PM »
The most amazing thing has been how many people have suggested we get that cock Allardyce in, with his Bluetooth headset, ProZone and vile 'football'

I don't know about ProZone, I would need Prozac if it was Allardyce.  Second thoughts, save the cost of Prozac, topping myself seems a more appealing thought.


i would do what Gregnash did with Ellis, refuse to go while he was there.

i'd still come posting on here though and get on everyones tits,
like i said same as Gregnash

Offline DrGonzo

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2010, 11:38:29 PM »
Don't try and turn us into the next Barcodes.  There in lies despair.  I just watched Inception...I'm waiting for the kick...anytime you're ready.

Offline hawkeye

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2010, 11:41:08 PM »
I would not go to see The  Villa if we got Allardyce, i stopped going under DOL when i realised what a twat he was, i dont need any time to work out what Allardyce would do to our club

Offline hawkeye

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2010, 11:45:10 PM »
Or, and this has been overlooked in the rush of knees being jerked, would join a club who sack a manager after three months.
which pretty much means we are stuck with him, I wonder if the real cause of the turmoil we appear to be in is KMAC not accepting the Assistant Managers Job

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2010, 11:50:33 PM »
We need to get rid of Houllier.  Anyone will do.  Anyone.

except...
Gary Megson,
or Sam Allardyce,
or Bryan Robson
or Peter Reid
or Gordon Strachan
or Kevin Blackwell
or Ian Dowie
or Darren Ferguson
or Phil Brown
or Alan Curbishley
or Gareth Southgate
or Diego Maradona
or Rafa Benitez
or Paul Jewell [EDIT1]
or Bob Bradley [EDIT2]
or Brian Laws [EDIT3]

Actually, thinking about it, ignore what I said.


just for a laugh, if you HAD to pick one of that list of superstars, who would it be ?

think it would be Curbs for me

ps, its harder than you think
« Last Edit: December 30, 2010, 11:52:20 PM by john e »

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2010, 11:51:39 PM »
Maradonna for a laugh.

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2010, 11:53:01 PM »
Darren Ferguson, we'd then get first dip at SAF's rejects

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2010, 11:56:58 PM »
Why has nobody mentioned Chris Houghton

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2010, 11:59:08 PM »
Benitez, obviously.

Offline hawkeye

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Re: Please Randy sack Houllier
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2010, 12:02:56 AM »
Hughton took over Newcastle in turmoil, got them promoted without any money, respected by everybody in the game, he might even persuade Andy carol to join us, Gabby playing off Carol, Downing Young Albrighton providing the service Job Done