It's not officially a crisis until "tornvillabadge.jpg" appears on the back of the Mail.
For those fans going to Stamford Bridge on Sunday (me being one of them) we need to start letting Houllier know that we are not happy it's ok to applaud the players but even they don't give a s**t they can't be bothered to even come over to us and say thanks for the loyal support.
This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants...
What we need now is either for Randy Lerner to actually make an announcement (can we please hear your voice) and say that he has made an error in recruiting Houllier and bring someone else in (possibly Martin Jol) what is the point in giving Houllier money to spend when the team don't want to play for him