Villa players spotted while out shopping.

[Chipsticks]

John Carew at the Fort, in a Next.

Looked really timid and I walked over and said hello, he said hello back and told me to enjoy my day. Nice guy.

[The Left Side]

I played against Darius during the close season in 97-98 after his 2 goals in his European debut, to say he showed me nothing but dust is an understatement.

[JJ-AV]

Luke Moore was in Touchwood, Solihull one day last week with a very small female friend..

I used to know a couple of girls who'd boast about having sucked him off.

True story.

[JJ-AV]

Saw Ashley Young in Topman in the Bullring the week after his webcam scandle.

Saw Djemba Djemba in the Bullring too, then my mate and I saw him again in Denmark, after we'd played Odense in the Intertoto in the town centre there. He was on Odense's books...

Sorenson near the area of the new Villa shop in town (wasn't open then though).

Warnock and Sidwell, again in the Bullring - the Friday after Warnock's debut at SHA.

[wozwebs]

Saw Darius Vassell after he scored against us for Man City soon after he had left us. We were on our way back from the game, had a couple of pints in Altrincham and went over to the kebab shop (as you do) and whilst we were in there Vass pulled up in his Porshe and ordered 2 Cheeseburgers. Was wearing his City blazer. Said he would always support the Villa and never wanted to leave. Posed for photos and very decent chap.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

I spotted Lazy, disinterested, serial liar Stephen Ireland twice.
First in 'Syrups R us' on Saturday, he was purcahsing a Chimpanzee, middle parting style Irish jig.
Then in the showroom of a Range Rover dealership, purchasing a ludicrously overpriced salmon pink affair.

I went to speak to him, but he said he couldn't chat as his Grandmother had been swallowed by a Basking Shark off the West coast of Ireland and he was still traumatised by it.

I don't think I would have wanted to speak to a 70's throwback wearing slippers and soiled trousers, pissed up on inexpensive lager and slurring incoherently either, although I would have come up with a more elaborate excuse I must admit.

Oh God, I haven't put my foot in it have I?
Are you fucking him?

[damon loves JT]

I love the idea of Mirandinha shopping in WHSmith. I suppose there are very few places in Newcastle where money can be exchanged for goods

[PaulTheVillan]

I've seen loads of players in town. Delfouneso, Knight, Cuellar, Vassell to name a few.

[PaulTheVillan]

Saw Darius Vassell after he scored against us for Man City soon after he had left us. We were on our way back from the game, had a couple of pints in Altrincham and went over to the kebab shop (as you do) and whilst we were in there Vass pulled up in his Porshe and ordered 2 Cheeseburgers. Was wearing his City blazer. Said he would always support the Villa and never wanted to leave. Posed for photos and very decent chap.

I remember your photo.

[Barry Shaw]

I have a place in Wimbledon Village for work in the week and I live opposite Luke Young so always see him there. Lives with his Mrs and kid and seems unassuming enough. Amazing how much he is there and not at the club though. I have passed him and have resisted the urge to blurt out I am a Villa fan etc. because I think they deserve a private life without thinking some loon from across the road is gonna be knocking on his door after a poor performance. V nice place he's got and just had it a load of work on it.

[villa74]

Seen Ashley Young in his local chippy in Hagley village 2 or 3 times.

[TimTheVillain]

Seen Ashley Young in his local chippy in Hagley village 2 or 3 times.

Was Dunnie with him ? :-)

[myf]

Saw Cueller at the G Market last year.  Keep seeing G Macallister at the canalside car park in Brindleyplace - must be living at the Aparthotels there.

I also once disturbed BFR's sunday lunch at a neighbours when I saw his car parked outside.  They invited me in and managed to get a programme signed.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Not a footballer, but Sarah Falkland of Midland Today did once tell me to leave her alone.

Actually, she more sort of screamed.

[pablopicasso_10]

Luke Moore was in Touchwood, Solihull one day last week with a very small female friend..

I used to know a couple of girls who'd boast about having sucked him off.

True story.

classy...

i know a similar sort of girl who said her time sleeping around with footballers, including gabby, was, and i quote "a phase"...

pretty much summed up the disgusting little slapper tbh...