The lads team I played for as a kid had Brendan Batson as an honoury chairman. Once, in about 1978, he invited us all to watch the Albion first team train ( Big Ron, Cyrille, Robson, Cunningham, Tony "dropsy" Godden etc).
Anyway, after the session we were invited in to the changing rooms to meet the players and I can confirm that Cyrille has the biggest cock I've ever seen. You wouldn't like it for a nose.
Even The Situation would feel compelled to stare at it in the showers