Barry Bannan has failed

[Surrey Villain]

The examiner was probably a blue nose who thought giving him a red card would prevent him from playing against his lot in the next match.

[olaftab]

I think changing gear is his big problem.

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

Lets hope he was not on the "gear" ......

[Captain Trips]

Scotsmen, Blackpool and beer. Its a way of life :-)

[damon loves JT]

Ishmel Demontagnac sounds like a character Balzac rejected from La Comedie Humaine

[alanclare]

Ishmel Demontagnac sounds like a character Balzac rejected from La Comedie Humaine

You're getting him mixed up with Ishmel de Demontagnac, a common mistake, but quite different characters altogether.

[damon loves JT]

Ishmel Demontagnac sounds like a character Balzac rejected from La Comedie Humaine

You're getting him mixed up with Ishmel de Demontagnac, a common mistake, but quite different characters altogether.

Wikipedia says he spurned a minor role in `Splendeurs et Miseres des Courtisanes' and went solo in the early porn industry.

The engraving of him entitled 'de Demontagnac Does Deauville' went viral and sold three copies

[adrenachrome]

I once attended a Leonard Cohen gig where the irascible curmudgeon pronounced that his song "Don't Go Home With Your Hard On" (Ne rentre pas chez toi en bandant) was inspired by this fellow Demontagnac.

Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On


I was born in a beauty salon
My father was a dresser of hair
My mother was a girl you could call on
When you called she was always there

When you called she was always there
When you called she was always there
When you called she was always there
When you called she was always there

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on
It will only drive you insane
You can't shake it (or break it) with your Motown
You can't melt it down in the rain

You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain

I've looked behind all of the faces
That smile you down to you knees
And the lips that say, Come on, taste us
And when you try to they make you say Please

When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on ...

Here come's your bride with her veil on
Approach her, you wretch, if you dare
Approach her, you ape with your tail on
Once you have her she'll always be there

Once you have her she'll always be there
Once you have her she'll always be there
Once you have her she'll always be there
Once you have her she'll always be there

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on ...

So I work in that same beauty salon
I'm chained to the old masquerade
The lipstick, the shadow, the silicone
I follow my father's trade

I follow my father's trade
Yes I follow my father's trade
Yes I follow my father's trade
Yes I follow my father's trade

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on
It will only drive you insane
You can't shake it (or break it) with your Motown
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain

Traduction de Jean Guiloineau :

 

Ne rentre pas chez toi en bandant

Je suis né dans un salon de beauté
Mon père était coiffeur de cheveux
Ma mère était une fille qu'on pouvait appeler
Et quand on appelait elle était toujous là

Mais ne rentre pas chez toi en bandant
Ca ne fera que te rendre fou
Tu ne peux t'en branler (ou t'en débarasser)
avec ton tourne-disque
Tu ne peux la faire fondre sous la pluie

J'ai regardé derrière tous ces visages
Ce sourire que tu descends sur tes genoux
Et les lèvres qui disent, allez, goûte-nous
Et quand tu essaies, elles te font dire S'il vous plaît

Voici ta fiancée recouverte du voile
Approche-la, misérable, si tu l'oses
Approche-la, singe, avec ta queue dressée
Quand tu l'auras eue elle sera toujours là

Et je travaille dans ce même salon de beauté
Je suis enchaîné à l'ancienne mascarade
La rouge à lèvres, les ombres, le silicone
Je continue le commerce de mon père

Mais ne rentre pas chez toi en bandant
Ca ne fera que te rendre fou
Tu ne peux t'en branler (ou t'en débarasser)
avec ton tourne-disque
Tu ne peux la faire fondre sous la pluie

[alanclare]

Ishmel Demontagnac sounds like a character Balzac rejected from La Comedie Humaine

You're getting him mixed up with Ishmel de Demontagnac, a common mistake, but quite different characters altogether.

Wikipedia says he spurned a minor role in `Splendeurs et Miseres des Courtisanes' and went solo in the early porn industry.

The engraving of him entitled 'de Demontagnac Does Deauville' went viral and sold three copies

Is he related to Nadine Stavonina de Montagnac whose Myspace profile says is based in Birmingham?

http://www.myspace.com/nadine_s_de_montagnac

[damon loves JT]

she doesn't look very comfortable, sitting like that. And she wants to get her feet off that upholstery

[hawkeye]

very funny -not

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I can't believe that someone has admitted to listening to TalkSport.

[ROBBO]

Just finished watching the  recording of the game and i'm not sure about Barry, he has all the skill and picks out a teamate very well but when he tracks back it's like putting a ten year old in to tackle. I hope he makes it but he will have to be given more time to last out the games.

[pedro25]

I thought his tackling was very good last night, him and Marc get stuck in far more than Downing.

[Simon Ward]

I thought his tackling was very good last night, him and Marc get stuck in far more than Downing.

I get stuck in more than Downing!