0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN

[Rip Van We Go Again]

'Why - I, that's right canny baked beans , though but pet.'

[Mazrim]

C.u.n.t.s
To a man.

Anyway, Andy Carroll...

[Darlo Dave]

Word oop North is,

EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you. 

[Mazrim]

So he's presented his girlfriend with a pair of Irish sunglasses?

[darren woolley]

You now what they say about men with ponytail's they are in touch with there feminine side.

[Darlo Dave]

Word oop North is,

EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you. 

Point taken. Apologies for not engaging my brain before I wrote my message.

[mshurst]

Don't bring the Hairy Bikers into this! They're fecking hilarious!

[PaulTheVillan]

He's been bailed, but has to live with Kevin Nolan.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Which one's you, maz?

http://i.thisis.co.uk/274236/binaries/hairy-bikers-1.jpg

Maz is standing between them at the front, out of shot.

[Concrete John]

He's been bailed, but has to live with Kevin Nolan.

The worst thing in that is having to listen to his sisters singing all round the house!

[Olneythelonely]

He's been bailed, but has to live with Kevin Nolan.

Which I'd imagine confirms the previous rumour as bollocks.

[Mazrim]

This is what its like being on the wrong end of H&Vs collective "wit".
At least the 'special' squad.

[cheltenhamlion]

Word oop North is,

EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you. 

Point taken. Apologies for not engaging my brain before I wrote my message.

You can PM it of course!

[Darlo Dave]

Word oop North is,

EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you. 

Point taken. Apologies for not engaging my brain before I wrote my message.

You can PM it of course!

The rumour I heard this morning has been proved to be untrue. Last time I listen to a bit of ITK from a Geordie! Should have know better...

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Whatever he's done, somebody doesn't like him:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/21/andy-carroll-car-torched-kevin-nolan