The rebirth of Emile: Omen.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Didn't Emule say that O'Neill always used to call him 'boy' ?

And he used to call him "boss" too.

Hmmm.

I am right aren't I?
I'm sure he said it at the press conference when he signed for us.

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I do recall something like that, but I’m not 100% sure to be honest.

I’m still reeling at the fact that we had Colonel Sanders in charge.

[supertom]

I'm happy to give all players a fresh start under a new manager. Obviously some will flourish under certain bosses, but not under others. Only natural. Houllier has previously seen the best of Heskey (saying that, O Neill did too at Leicester).

If even given Sidwell a clean slate. So fingers crossed we start seeing some of the under performing group, beginning to perform.

Cracking start from Big Emile, and long may it continue. He seriously needs to start using his strength and pace to full affect.

[Chris Jameson]

Cracking start from Big Emile, and long may it continue. He seriously needs to start using his strength and pace to full affect.

I've got a wall that needs plastering.

[PaulTheVillan]

Cracking start from Big Emile, and long may it continue. He seriously needs to start using his strength and pace to full affect.

I've got a wall that needs plastering.

Ask Phil Brown

[Chris Jameson]

Cracking start from Big Emile, and long may it continue. He seriously needs to start using his strength and pace to full affect.

I've got a wall that needs plastering.

Ask Phil Brown

He's painting the shed.

[BILL DE VALL]

It's all in his head
If he believes the new manager believes in him (if you follow me) he may have a renaissance

Watch him in the post match interviews-he does this thing of trying to stoop/crouch so as not to be/appear his full size,as if he is not comfortable with his might.

read Cascarino's autobiog-Graham Taylor spotted that Tony would benefit from seeing a sports pyschologist but left before anything was done about it.
big Cas would have a voice in his head telling him he was crap(plus a lot of fans shouting it!)
when he went to France he thought "fuck it-i'm going to be selfish and shoot every time i see the goal" -the fans got behind him and he went on to fill his boots

Contrast that with " he used to be shite but now he's allright"

damning with faint praise

[Chris Smith]

Cracking start from Big Emile, and long may it continue. He seriously needs to start using his strength and pace to full affect.

I've got a wall that needs plastering.

Ask Phil Brown

He's painting the shed.

Make sure he doesn't use your creosote on himself again.

[Chris Jameson]

Cracking start from Big Emile, and long may it continue. He seriously needs to start using his strength and pace to full affect.

I've got a wall that needs plastering.

Ask Phil Brown

He's painting the shed.

Make sure he doesn't use your creosote on himself again.

He was painting it with Bruce Foxton but they had a falling out over the creosote so i've got Foxton helping one of the blokes from East 17 to clear the yard whilst Brown does the painting. If Foxton does a good job then he will be the one doing the creosoting. Phill is booked in at Tantastic at half 3 anyway.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

The Reynolds Girls are buffing my bell end at about 5 today.

[Chris Jameson]

I'd rather Jack.

[curiousorange]

I'd rather Jack.

In true Inbetweeners style, brilliant.

[damon loves JT]

He was painting it with Bruce Foxton but they had a falling out over the creosote so i've got Foxton helping one of the blokes from East 17 to clear the yard whilst Brown does the painting. If Foxton does a good job then he will be the one doing the creosoting. Phill is booked in at Tantastic at half 3 anyway.

Stop it, I'm trying to write a sad story about a person who died

[KRS]

Heskey scores in debut for MON against Pompey.
Heskey scores in first match for GH against Blackburn.

See the connection?

The omen is that hes made his cameo and will go shit again, but just as I did after Pompey, I will pray that we will see a new Heskey...however I wont be surprised if we're resorting to calling him Emule again in a few weeks.

[VillaAlways]

Heskey scores in debut for MON against Pompey.
Heskey scores in first match for GH against Blackburn.

See the connection?

The omen is that hes made his cameo and will go shit again, but just as I did after Pompey, I will pray that we will see a new Heskey...however I wont be surprised if we're resorting to calling him Emule again in a few weeks.

A bit of positivety in the meantime may help.The fans singing " he used to be shite but now he's alright " must make him feel great !

I was cringeing when that was sung last night