I'm sure it was done in town, perhaps at some kind of sport equipment/clothing/footwear shop. Not a book signing, because it would have been a book, not a crappy piece of card with "Super Soccer" printed on it in cheesy font. It surely must be a Villa player, because why else would I be bothered to go to all that trouble to get the autograph, unless it was a really famous footballing other, like Zico, Gazza or Ruben Agboola?
Who the fukc is it?
