Diego is one of my footballing heroes, but I wouldn't want him anywhere near our dugout.
It's a good headline but not as good as "Nazi Pope Steals Our Gold", or the story, pre-derby about Villa fans on the Holte wearing "Tracy Andrews wigs".The story has now reached the national media, ***Colin "fucking" Murray*** has just mentioned it.I buy the Mercury every Sunday during the football season because of the non-league coverage. When I go to the newsagents I hide it under a copy of "Beastiality Today" to save any embarrassment.