I give you :
HDE - "Welcome to Villa Park everbody - I am pleased to announce and introduce you to our new manager......Graham Taylor !!"
Hushed aside - " It`s Graham Turner, Mr Ellis"
HDE - "Is it? - who is he ?"
Aside - " Former Manager of Hereford Utd, sir"
HDE (thinks) - Oh shit...... "Mr Taylor, couldn`t be here today ladies and gentlemen so Mr Turner has agreed to fill in for him untill he can get here"
Members of the press (muted giggles and laughter).
Yes folks lets ask (a now much older ) HDE who we should be approaching to be our new manager.