0% Villa: James Beattie: Cock

[Uncle Junior]

Was driving up the M6 near Stoke yesterday and had the misfortune to be cut up by a twat in a very loud and tacky white lamborghini. A quick look at the plate and the ugly mug behind the wheel let me know that it was Beattie. A big grin on his face, a nasty sounding exhaust and weaving through heavy traffic like a lunatic. Just one work came to mind... cock. So glad we never signed him. He would have been a disaster.

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A lambo sounding nasty?

Philistine.

[PaulTheVillan]

How do you know he'd have been a disaster?

He did well for Stoke when he first signed for them. He'll probably end up down the sty.

[TheSandman]

I know Gabby has a Lamborghini too I think it's white as well.

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Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.

[villa1]

Was driving up the M6 near Stoke yesterday and had the misfortune to be cut up by a twat in a very loud and tacky white lamborghini. A quick look at the plate and the ugly mug behind the wheel let me know that it was Beattie. A big grin on his face, a nasty sounding exhaust and weaving through heavy traffic like a lunatic. Just one work came to mind... cock. So glad we never signed him. He would have been a disaster.

You should have waved at him in a polite manner.

[Karl Bridges]

I know Gabby has a Lamborghini too I think it's white as well.

It's yellow isn't it?

[TheSandman]

Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.

James Milner can out run Gabby and his Lamborghini...





... Especially if there's a chest full of money at the end of the track.

[villa1]

Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.

James Milner can out run Gabby and his Lamborghini...





... Especially if there's a chest full of money at the end of the track.

I'd outrun them if there was a chest full of money at the end of the track! Or even just a crate of beer!

[JJ-AV]

How do you know he'd have been a disaster?

He did well for Stoke when he first signed for them. He'll probably end up down the sty.

'Cos he's shite?

[davevillan]

When he played for Saints, there was a couple of times he was involved in incidents in pubs/clubs in Bournemouth.
A horrible individual tbh.

[olaftab]

Twat.

[Chris Jameson]

On the other hand I seem to remember when he got married he asked that his guests donate to a charity for a seriously ill child rather than buy any wedding presents, it wasn't something he wanted making public either.

[Pete3206]

On the other hand I seem to remember when he got married he asked that his guests donate to a charity for a seriously ill child rather than buy any wedding presents, it wasn't something he wanted making public either.

If he had, it wouldn't have been newsworthy for the hacks.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

On the other hand I seem to remember when he got married he asked that his guests donate to a charity for a seriously ill child rather than buy any wedding presents, it wasn't something he wanted making public either.

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