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Offline dave.woodhall

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« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2010, 10:28:19 PM »
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A poor manager and coach he was/is, but what a bloody good player. One of my early favourites. I remember GT saying that he thought he'd paid £500k too much for him. One of the rare times in his first spell that Taylor was wrong.


Luckily Chef Scout Doug said "No, Graham, you are mistaken. This young lad will be like a son to me and is easily worth the money. In fact, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he doesn't become the saviour of English football and moves to Italy for £5 million. Take this blank cheque and buy him."


And he discovered Yorke you know.


Really? He kept that quiet.

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« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2010, 10:44:56 PM »
You can see why he didn't make it as a manager when you watch him on TV.

Monotone, humourless, poor pronunciation and with all the insight and understanding of Mongo from Blazing Saddles.

I prefer pundits who are more or less impartial but who, now and again, reveal a warm affection for their previous clubs. I've heard more affection for Villa from T****r F*****s than I have from Elephantitis head.

I don't really dislike Mancini, but with Moonface on the scene it will help my dislike of the nouveau riche.

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« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2010, 10:52:48 PM »
It's odd to think that at a time when England players are being hauled over the coals for their insularity, you could point to Platt and say that he learned absolutely nothing from his years on the continent.

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« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2010, 10:53:40 PM »
I know it probably isn't de rigeur to admit it, but Trevor Francis always seems highly complimentary to us when he does our games on Football First on Sky.

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« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2010, 10:56:02 PM »
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I know it probably isn't de rigeur to admit it, but Trevor Francis always seems highly complimentary to us when he does our games on Football First on Sky.


We're the only people who know who he is.

Offline KevinGage

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« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2010, 11:10:17 PM »
I've often felt that as well.

If you were a neutral, didn't know his background and missed some of the less than charming ditties we used to sing about him, you'd assume TF must have played for us at one stage.

Offline Guy M

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« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2010, 11:26:52 PM »
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You can see why he didn't make it as a manager when you watch him on TV.

Monotone, humourless, poor pronunciation and with all the insight and understanding of Mongo from Blazing Saddles.

I prefer pundits who are more or less impartial but who, now and again, reveal a warm affection for their previous clubs. I've heard more affection for Villa from T****r F*****s than I have from Elephantitis head.

I don't really dislike Mancini, but with Moonface on the scene it will help my dislike of the nouveau riche.

He certainly looks like he's been feasting on loads of those candy-grams that the mailman delivered.

Offline willywombat

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« Reply #37 on: July 02, 2010, 04:31:12 AM »
He's never forgiven us for booing him on his first visit to VP as an Arsenal player. Came as a terrible shock to him apparently.

Offline Simon Ward

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« Reply #38 on: July 02, 2010, 10:01:31 AM »
Still the best player I've seen down VP since Sir Brian though!

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« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2010, 10:32:08 AM »
Bloody hell if he's the best they could get (and they can have any coach in the world), it doesn't look good.  Horrible smug twat (in that order)

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« Reply #40 on: July 02, 2010, 11:54:53 AM »
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Slight tangent, but whenever I hear him mentioned now (Platt), i think of the very accurate observation someone once made on here, that his face looks like the reflection of a "normal" person's face in the back of a dessert spoon.


That person was........you!

Offline cheltenhamlion

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« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2010, 12:59:19 PM »
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He's never forgiven us for booing him on his first visit to VP as an Arsenal player. Came as a terrible shock to him apparently.


That was the game where he scored against us, celebrated the goal and then ran to the Holte End at the end of the game expecting a heroes welcome. Twat.

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« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2010, 01:05:18 PM »
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Slight tangent, but whenever I hear him mentioned now (Platt), i think of the very accurate observation someone once made on here, that his face looks like the reflection of a "normal" person's face in the back of a dessert spoon.


That person was........you!


No, I got it off someone else on here, am sure.

Offline Chico Hamilton III

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« Reply #43 on: July 02, 2010, 01:06:29 PM »
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Slight tangent, but whenever I hear him mentioned now (Platt), i think of the very accurate observation someone once made on here, that his face looks like the reflection of a "normal" person's face in the back of a dessert spoon.


That person was........you!


No, I got it off someone else on here, am sure.


wasn't that Frankie Boyle's description of Rebecca Addlington?

Platt reminds me of an onion

Offline The Man With A Stick

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« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2010, 01:31:39 PM »
Well I think he looks like one of those pumpkins you see at halloween.

 


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